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Song Parodies -> "Kosovo"

Original Song Title:

"Kokomo"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Kosovo"

Parody Written by:

Tavish Hill

The Lyrics

Credit goes to Billy Florio & Josh Kane for their inspiring parodies. I also used some of their lyrics in my parody. If you like my song, sheck theirs out too!
Herzegovina (Milosevic'll bean ya)
Bosnia, Slovenia (Oooohhh, don't wanna take ya)
To Albania, Croatia (Please don't make me take ya)
Kosovo...

On the Aegean Sea
Lies the U.S. military
That's where all the young men go when they get the call

Bodies in the sand
People getting kicked off their land
We'll be fallin to the ground by the gun of a Serbian man
Down in Kosovo

Herzegovina (Milosevic'll bean ya)
Bosnia, Slovenia (Oooohhh, don't wanna take ya)
To Albania, Croatia (Please don't make me take ya)
Down to Kosovo

We wear gas masks down in Sarajevo
That's where the grenades will blow
Way down in Kosovo

If only we could see
Bob Hope and Ben Verine
Entertaining us all with a U.S.O. show

All thru the night
Targets lit with laser light
And as soon as the planes fly by
None of us will survive
We're bombin Kosovo

Herzegovina (Milosevic'll bean ya)
Bosnia, Slovenia (Oooohhh, don't wanna take ya)
To Albania, Croatia (Please don't make me take ya)
Down to Kosovo

If we lose our masks, we will die really slow
That's why I wish I didn't go
Down to Kosovo

Nobody want to go, to this place called Kosovo
They would rather sit at home and hear from Tom Brokaw
The news from Kosovo

Herzegovina (Milosevic'll bean ya)
Bosnia, Slovenia (Oooohhh, don't wanna take ya)
To Albania, Croatia (Please don't make me take ya)
Down to Kosovo

If we get there fast, we will die very slow
I wish I didn't go
Way down to Kosovo

Herzegovina (Milosevic'll bean ya)
Bosnia, Slovenia (Oooohhh, don't wanna take ya)
To Albania, Croatia (Please don't make me take ya)
Down to Kosovo

If we walk too fast, all the landmines will blow
Next time I'm gonna go
Vacation in Chicago

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Guy DiRito - July 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Very good. Clever rhyming, nice pace and original. 5's for you my friend.
Billy Florio - July 22, 2003 - Report this comment
My original version isnt my best work...I think I need to re-do it, but it is a very important parody to myself...it was my first somewhat political parody...anyway, here's the link: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/thebeachboys1.shtml
You basicly grabbed a whole verse from my song (I dont know about the other) and a few lines, but whatever, at least you gave me credit up above..Im just glad someone got inspired by me...
neminem - July 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Also, the Capitol Steps did this song - I wanted to make sure you hadn't ripped them off (I've seen a couple direct rips on this site before). But no, you hadn't. I still like theirs better, but yours isn't bad.
Michael Pacholek - July 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Ah yes, Kosovo, a U.S. military operation where we not only won, but didn't lose any men in combat -- before OR after the President said the major hostilities were over. And we know where the dictator from that war is: In custody, awaiting his war crimes trial. Yeah, those were the days.
Guy DiRito - July 22, 2003 - Report this comment
I hate to burst your bubble there Mikey but there were a lot of US casualities in that 'war'. Your buddy, the guy who didn't exhale, suppressed this information. You get hookwinked and you don't even know it.
Snaggletoth - July 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Billy Florio, in case you comes back to see this, it might be the "dedicate a song to you week" because Ive done it too. Check it out on this link: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/jewel4.shtml
Billy Florio - July 23, 2003 - Report this comment
I just looked at it SNaggletoth,I must have missed it the first time around....I must say, good job with it .....
KALASNIKOV - May 15, 2005 - Report this comment
I seen video made by Norwegian troops on Kosovo. Smelly cants! I believe they are the same guys that where crying in Srebrenica where are they being held by Hero General Mladic. Pity that we didn't stay on Kosovo and fight, I see now that we left Kosovo to idiots and homos

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