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Song Parodies -> "Condoleeza Rice"

Original Song Title:

"Wouldn't It Be Nice"

Original Performer:

The Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Condoleeza Rice"

Parody Written by:

Bruno the Elder

The Lyrics

Condoleeza Rice, black isn't very,
and Colin Powell is much the same,
and J.C. Watts, who's kinda scary,
and Clarence Thomas, legally insane.

You know they gonna make is so much harder,
for the blacks who voted for Jimmy Carter.

Wouldn't they be white if they could wakeup,
in a world where Republicans rule.
After spending their lives like Daffy Duck,
wishing their feathers were Donald's hue.

Black Republicans they're always spending,
wishing every butt kiss was never ending.

Condoleeza Rice.

Maybe if we kneal and say all our prayers,
Oh, baby they could all maybe, stumble, tumble fall down stairs.
They could be buried,
and then we'd be happy..

Condoleeza Rice.

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