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Song Parodies -> "Turfin' USA"

Original Song Title:

"Surfin' USA"

Original Performer:

The Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Turfin' USA"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

An artificial grass commotion
Has hit the U.S.A.
A big Bonanza for turfin'
"Lawn Green" the easy way
Grown ups, and kids, and dogs, there do
Enjoy emerald play
The sassy grassy yard hairdo
Turfin' U.S.A.

Well, gone a turfin's ol' Bill Maher
Jessica Alba, too
David Basche and Kristen Bell
A lot of actors do..
Turf sales've been scattin'
Especially in L.A.
Everybody's gone turfin'
Turfin' U.S.A.

It's such an easy, lazy route
Goodbye to mow and groom
Out in the land of Turf Lords
There's been a landscape boom
Works really well for the swingers,
A magic carpet of play
Even Beach Boys are turfin'
Turfin' U.S.A.

Even Beach Boys are turfin'
Turfin' U.S.A.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.6
How Funny: 3.3
Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 7

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 1   2
 2   0
 3   0
 4   2
 5   3

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Patrick - September 25, 2013 - Report this comment
I knew a fellow once who got tired of the city telling him to cut his grass that he paved his whole yard with concrete.
AFW - September 25, 2013 - Report this comment
I like guys like that
Jonathan - September 25, 2013 - Report this comment
this parody kicks some serious grass! what mow can I say? 5's
Callmelennie - September 25, 2013 - Report this comment
Give us some mower puns, Jonathan
WarrenB - September 26, 2013 - Report this comment
Some of us deal with lawns the old fashion way. We grow weeds. I know it's worked for me over the years and provides a nice diverse look for the lawn. And if weeds don't work, we plant dirt.

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