-> "If Shakespeare Had Written The Intro to "Star Wars"
Original Song Title:
"Prologue: Romeo and Juliet"
The Bard of Avon
Parody Song Title:
"If Shakespeare Had Written The Intro to "Star Wars"
Two Death Stars, both alike in lethality
In far Galaxia, where we play our screen
From old Republic, break to new tyranny
Where darkened helm makes once charred skin unseen
From forth the Vater loins of this Dark Lord foe
A pair of orphaned siblings pledge their life
Whose light-sabered, Yoda-esque overthrow
Do, with their faith, crush the Sith-ian strife
The fearful passage of their Fett-mark'd quest
And the disturbiance in the Force foreseen
Which, but for Palpatine's end, still distres't
Is now the six film traffic of this screen
The which, if you for eighteen years attend
What here promisd, Jar Jar may strive to rend!!
(Hmm, let us go hence and craft the ending)
A looming peace this great blast doth portent
The Ewoks, in triumph, sing atonal song
Go hence, to prequelize these great events
Some shall be enthral'd, and some shall find wrong
For never was a greater tale explored
Than of Jedi Knights and their Stellar Wars
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