-> "Smoke Smoke Smoke That President"
Original Song Title:
"Smoke Smoke Smoke That Cigarette"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Smoke Smoke Smoke That President"
The Lyrics
now, there's a feller with a heart grown cold
with the aim of a eagle-eye i've been told
the kind of guy with borderline insanity
and then he and a certain character met
the guy who was voted as president
he murdered that son-of-a-gun in the first degree
it turned out he got smoked himself
by a guy named ruby who lacked mental health
but let's not jump ahead to the end just yet
those communist slaves are all the same
at their secret rallies, plannin' deadly games
sayin' he must be stopped..let's shoot that president
smoke smoke smoke that president
snuff snuff snuff and when you've brought around his death
tell the people that they should not hate
what they done will pan out great
and they just had to kill that silly president
when lee got a chance, he stood upright
fixed the man in his rifle sight
the gasps and the screams then rose up from the ground
oswald ran away....how his feet did fly
stopped to pump off a round at some sheriff guy
he kept on runnin' and ended up way downtown
passed a theatre and then on a whim
he blundered into a war themed film
when the cops were called, he was easy prey to get
and they said "hold your horses...we want you"
he said, "can't we wait till the movie's through ?"
"no", they said...."you slaughtered the president
smoke smoke smoke that president
snuff snuff snuff until the poor man's bled to death
guess his feat has left chaotic states
'bout the fickle ways of fate
and they just can't believe you shot the president
the following day, he had a date
he'd be goin' to a cell where he'd have to wait
but his high strung guy named ruby was aflame
he strode in and suddenly
he took his gun and blasted lee
they cuffed his hands..no doubt he was to blame
they asked him why lee was sacrificed
and why he felt he should be iced
that nutty cat just believed he squared some debt
so the whole thing's a mess..you can best believe
and the country's down upon their knees
cause they're mourning for their late great president
smoke smoke smoke that president
snuff snuff snuff...with plenty witnessin' his death
there's been rumors and a big debate
but earl warren set 'em straight
it was just one man who killed our president
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