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Song Parodies -> "High Poon"

Original Song Title:

"Theme from movie, "High Noon""

Original Performer:

Tex Ritter

Parody Song Title:

"High Poon"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Come and bed shake me, oh, my darlin'
Here at our motel stay
Come and bed shake me, oh my darlin'
Swing..swing along...

I love the way your body mates me
And tweaks my misbehave..
I hope that afterwards, it rates me
One of high power, to last an hour
Play in the shower, Master/Slave..

You made me pick twixt right and booty
Fool to betray my marriage duty
But now your soft hands make me glad
I chose High Poon..

One nightstand with two drinks fizzin'
Locked in a cell of passion prison
I'm feelin' out of breath and, oh,
Trapped in the spell that you weave me...

So come bed shake me, oh, my darlin'
Crazed like a wild new groom and bride
Hold me and take me, oh, my darlin'
We must be goin'.,but blood keeps flowin'
One more postion we've not tried...

This is wrong..great!..but wrong....

So-oo wro--ong....

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 11

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Timmy1000 - July 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Better than being in a gunfight
John Barry - July 08, 2009 - Report this comment
"High" fives.
Fiddlegirl - July 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Bad, bad, bad.... yet quite good!
lilShake&Bake - July 08, 2009 - Report this comment
< ! ! ! >
Christie Marie M - July 08, 2009 - Report this comment
It is wrong...but it feels so right! This is hilarious! Shaking 5's around you!
Andy Primus - July 08, 2009 - Report this comment
So wrong yet so funny
AFW - July 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Tim, John, Fiddlegirl, LCC, and Andy
Mark Scotti - July 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Gives new meaning to "bang bang" at high noon!!! Great one...
alvin - July 08, 2009 - Report this comment
very poetic...nice way to round up the posse

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