Chad-a-counta Zoo Zoo

Hello dave what you say
Step aside partner it's my day
Lend an ear and listen to my version
Of a really sordid, political perversion

Pardon me boy
Is that the Chad-a-counta zoo zoo?
Yes yes, count twenty nine
Boy this puts chills down my spine

Tell me are you so bored
With chad-a-counta zoo zoo
I've had my share
It's just a trifle unfair

They start to count the votes
As soon as they lock up the doors
Didn't like the results
So they counted some more

First it was so simple
Then came pokes and dimples
I bet they would have some trouble popping pimples

Then you hear a whistle and a passionate plea
This is from the candidate from tennesee
Lets just keep a counting
Got to change the routing
Ooh Ooh chad-a-counta there you are

There's gonna be
A certain party win election
It's a close race
I hope it ain't a disgrace

One's gonna cry
When he finds that he has to go home
Wah wah wah wah
So chad-a-counta zoo zoo
Why don't you leave it alone

Getting bored
I'm so bored
Chad-a-counta zoo zoo why don't you leave it alone
Chad-a-counta zoo zoo