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Song Parodies -> "Mudslingers"

Original Song Title:

"Gunslinger"

Original Performer:

Texas Star

Parody Song Title:

"Mudslingers"

Parody Written by:

Oofle McGoofle

The Lyrics

All the talk about town
All the rumors spreadin’ around
Media circles round-n-round
Like vultures when a celeb’s down

Some are into wire-tappin’
Others into insider yappin’
Their necks I’d like be snappin’
Like Paparazzi needin’ cappin’

Mindless mudslingers
Useless news bringers
Mindless mudslingers
Useless news bringers

Could care less about Kardashian
Or the latest faux-paux fashion
Demi Moore Ashton-bashin’
Penn State sex scandal inaction

Don’t care much for politics
Most Rs and Ds are really Di-ks
R Debates make me really sick
And so what if Cain F-cked those chics?

Mindless mudslingers
Useless news bringers
Mindless mudslingers
Useless news bringers

Media gens its latest news
Not for me, Imma take a snooze
Latest news, Mel slammin’ Jews???
No thanks, Imma drink some booze

That’s a vice that I can choose
Better than media abuse

Mindless mudslingers
Useless news bringers
Mindless mudslingers
Useless news bringers

Mindless mudslingers
Useless news bringers
Mindless mudslingers
Useless news bringers

Mindless mudslingers
Useless news bringers
Mindless mudslingers
Useless news bringers

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Papasnazzi - November 25, 2011 - Report this comment
ROTFLMAO!!!
It's sad really - November 26, 2011 - Report this comment
They're just giving the customer what they want. Until the lowest common denominator crowd in this country aquire taste and perspective, this is the media we'll get.
C'YA Streetside - April 28, 2014 - Report this comment
Damn Bro' you nailed it, round a 5s

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