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Song Parodies -> "Super Duper Tuesday"

Original Song Title:

"If I Were a Rich Man"

Original Performer:

Tevye, star of 'Fiddler on the Roof'

Parody Song Title:

"Super Duper Tuesday"

Parody Written by:

ParodyKeet

The Lyrics

Super Duper Tuesday
Dump a Dubya, won't 'cha,
Double dare ya in Piscataway,
Pick the man to send George Bush away
On this really crucial day.

Wouldn't have to think hard
If it's narrowed down to
Two, and we all focus on the fray
Just as long as we all have our say
Send Bush packing on Election Day.

We've.... had.... four.... years now of this pseudo-Napoleon
And his obsession with Saddam
And the shady deals with the oil cartel.
And all his tales of weapons of mass destruction
Bugged us like junk e-mail and spam
And lulled our minds to lethargy too well.

Super Duper Tuesday
Hallelujah, Halli-
Burton, Ashcroft, Hastert, Kenneth Lay....
Choose to sweep this dynasty away
On this house-of-cards type day....

Double Trouble, Dubya...
Dial-a-Prayer that someone
Perfectly electable will do....
All year long the Liberals have longed
Longing to be rid at last of you.

I see the kids you've doomed with your double speak will
Ace their exams now when you're gone,
When their class size shrinks and they all do fine.
I see the guys that lost their jobs making up for
All that lost time when you've moved on,
Improving on their households' bottom line.

I see the soldiers coming home from Iraq
To folks that they never should have left
To escalate your NOT non-existent war.
And all the folks whose loved ones aren't coming back
Whose hearts are forever more bereft
Won't have to ask just what they all died for.

Super Duper Tuesday
Dump a Dubya, won't ya,
Double daring this whole USA
Pick the man to send George Bush away
Trash this rhinestone autocrat today
Send him back to Crawford now, one way....
Make this day a good news day!

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ParodyKeet - February 16, 2004 - Report this comment
OK - unless the Dubya Fan Club has reported present on this one, I'd like to know just why I'm getting 1's so I can avoid giving offense in future. Thanks
Ethan Mawyer - February 16, 2004 - Report this comment
i think its the dubya fan club
Birgitta - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey PK-just wanted to drop ya a line of support.Don't feel bad.I've received over 40 1's myself in just 2 days-I think it's in the air,lol. I did a little research though.I checked out most everyone's past songs-(a couple each)-and I didn't find 1 person who wasn't hit with ones at one point or the other-and their songs were really good too.(Some had 9 1's on only 1 song.) Some of the best writers.I can't make a comment on the lyrics-(I am soooo ignorant when it comes to politics.) But I love this song-& your pacing is just really good.Hope to encourage you. TC :- )
ParodyKeet - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Looks like I wrote this one a bit too early! Super Tuesday is today! May the best man win! BWAH-ha-ha-ha-ha!
John Jenkins - March 04, 2004 - Report this comment
I happen to think that we are better off re-electing Bush than electing an opponent such as Kerry, who pledges to increase taxes and spending. But you get 5-5-5 from me partly because I like "Fiddler on the Roof" and because other voters seem to be treating you unfairly, but mostly because it is a clever parody. You fit the Hallelujah Halliburton line in very well. Not sure what Piscataway has to do with Super Tuesday, though.

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