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Song Parodies -> "Thirteen Russks"

Original Song Title:

"Sixteen Tons"

Original Performer:

Tennessee Ernie Ford

Parody Song Title:

"Thirteen Russks"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

On February 16, 2018, Bob Mueller indicted thirteen Russians, 3 Russian entities and one American in connection to meddling in the 2016 election.
Soooome bombshell just-a dropped on Donald J. Trump
If Stor-my D weren't a scandal enough
One of Hef's girls? That ain't the one
Bob Mueller's week's getting Boston strong

You nab thirteen Russks, whattaya get?
Another day over, Trump's deeper in shit
St. Petersburgh and Moscow, they rocked the votes
Trump owes his votes to a Krem-l-in scoooore

I-I-I-I-I-I heard Fri-day morning on my daily news vine
Trump's days left in office getting closer to nine
Indicted thirteen Russks and Putin is sore
And you soon won't be-a the Prez no more!

We got thirteen Russks , we ain't done "Nyet"
We busted three troll farms, identity theft
Pinedo is complicit for ID fraud
I tip my hat to Bob Mueller and Rooooood

Iiiiiiiiit's not just No-vember, played the Primary game
Donald Trump starts to use... his middle name
Russkies praised Bernie Sanders -- Rubio, Cruz are cryin'
Tried to two-fist Clinton with their cheats and lies

You nab thirteen Russks, whattaya get?
Another deflection and deeper in "Nyet"
He's tweeting "No collusion, the year before"
We know that's bull: 2014, you toooold*

Iiiiif Bob Mueller's comin', you can't run or hide
A lotta men didn't, they got an indict
Better stop lying -- Election, did steal
If impeachment don't getcha then indictment will

Bob mulled thirteen Russks, where to go next?
You haven't shown taxes, could you be in debt?
St. Petersburgh and Moscow, they rocked the vooootes
You oooooowe... your voooootes.... to a Krem-l-in scoooore
*Here's what I'm referring to, if you're confused. Trump tweeted that Russia's "anti-US campaign" started in 2014, "one year before" he announced his candidacy. Well, looky here at this 2014 tweet!
Donald J. Trump (@realdonaldtrump) I wonder if I run for PRESIDENT, will the haters and losers vote for me knowing that I will MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN? I say they will! 3:52 PM - 26 Sep 2014

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Alexander's Rag Tag Band - February 20, 2018 - Report this comment
Dem's voted for Obama because foreigners liked him.

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