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Song Parodies -> "If I Were A Thunderbird"

Original Song Title:

"If I Where A Rich Man"

Original Performer:

Taloy

Parody Song Title:

"If I Were A Thunderbird"

Parody Written by:

Alex Zander

The Lyrics

5 4 3 2 1 Thunderbirds are go...
If i were a Thunderbird

If I were a Thunderbird,
F-A-B-A-B-A-B-A-B-A-B-Ah
All day long I'd save the world from danger.
If I were a rescue ranger.
I could fly a thunderbird.
F-A-B-A-B-A-B-A-B-A-B-Ah.
If I were a "Stutter" International,
"Stut-Stut-Sutter" Rescuer.

I'd build 5 big tall vehicles to help save the world,
Right hidden on my island.
A fine little tropical island with lots of palm trees.
There would be one for transporting rescue stuff,
And one that can go into space,
And one that doesnt have a purpose, Thats Thunderbird 1.

I'd have friends like, Scott and Gordon and Virgil and John
And dont forget that Alan too.
And each have a funny comments and quirky sense of humour
Would have says in F-A-B,
As if to say "Here is the Internation Rescue."

If I were a Thunderbird,
F-A-B-A-B-A-B-A-B-A-B-Ah
All day long I'd save the world from danger.
If I were a rescue ranger.
I could fly a thunderbird.
F-A-B-A-B-A-B-A-B-A-B-Ah.
If I were a "Stutter" International,
"Stut-Stut-Sutter" Rescuer.

I would stop the Hood, There Evil, looking for alot of trouble
With a villianus crew too.
Supervising all of this is Jeff Tracy.
I see brains working on a crazy contraption that will help.
With a stutter he finds it hard to talk.
A fun lot of servants, day and night.

The most important men in world would be called apon!
They would be asked to save the world,
Like an emergancy service.
"Thats F-A-B..."
"Pardon me, Thunderbirds are go..."
Posing problems that would be saved by us guy's!
And it won't make one bit of difference if thunderbird 1 wasnt there.
When you're a thunderbird, they think you really great!

If I were thunderbird, I'd have the time to visit the world
To sit and control a great big vehicle.
And maybe have a seat on the spaceship.
And I'd discuss the new technology with brains, with help of Tin Tin.
That would be the sweetest thing of all.

If I were a Thunderbird,
F-A-B-A-B-A-B-A-B-A-B-Ah
All day long I'd save the world from danger.
If I were a rescue ranger.
I could fly a thunderbird.
F-A-B-A-B-A-B-A-B-A-B-Ah.
If I were a "Stutter" International,
"Stut-Stut-Sutter" Rescuer.

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T-bird Free-bird - July 26, 2004 - Report this comment
I guess this is an inside joke.
Crazy moggle - July 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Now that was funny but i can sing.

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