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Song Parodies -> "New York City"

Original Song Title:

"Dynamite"

Original Performer:

Taio Cruz

Parody Song Title:

"New York City"

Parody Written by:

Michelle

The Lyrics

I came to see see see see
This city that's so big big big big
Took a taxi cab cab cab cab
And it goes on and on and on
It goes on and on and on
I throw those pigeons in the air sometimes
Singing ayo don't poop on my head-o
I throw my Metrocard in the air sometimes
Singing ayo riding the subway
I'm gonna take a bite
Just one bite
Gonna take a bite
Out of the Big Apple
Yeah I told you once now I'll tell you twice
Just gonna take a bite of the the Big Apple
I put some gloves on my hands hands hands hands
It's so cold I do a dance dance dance dance
I'm going to take a chance chance chance chance
I will go on and on and on
I will go on and on and on
I throw my American Girl Doll in the air sometimes
Singing ayo let's just go-o
I sing as loud as I can singing ayo deck the halls
Let's just take a bite
Just take one bite
Let's take a bite on this big apple
I am so so done
Just so so done
I ain't no country gal I'm a New Yorker!
Take a bite of the big apple

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Overall Rating: 4.3

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AFW - December 14, 2011 - Report this comment
Bouncy and spirited
Michelle - December 14, 2011 - Report this comment
Took me forever to come up with this
Michelle - November 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Pls leave comments on what u think of this song! 

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