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"Life Is Deader On Saturn"

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The Lyrics

Sza might be dreaming of being on Saturn, but in reality, it wouldn't be very conducive to life on a gas giant.
If there's a ring of icy rocks
Just float on by (By)
Stay in your spot (Spot)
You can't survive
If there's a point to flying close
With crushing force (No!)
You'll be a ghost (Ghost)
Don't take that dive

Stuck in this crushing zone
Don't dream of Saturn's throne
This must be what space is like
There's got to be fear, got to be clear
Sick of this fantasy
Radiation's guarantee
Nirvana's not here in the void
There's got to be sense, use your defense

Ooh (Ooh, ooh)
Life's deader on Saturn
Don't break this pattern
Of staying away
Ooh (Ooh, ooh)
Find somewhere worth living
Saturn's unforgiving
I always say

Life is deader on Saturn
All hope will shatter
Dreaming of Saturn, oh

If gravity's really strong
How can we last long?
Just pulled in so fast
You'd be a goner
If there's a point to orbiting rings
Then show me the wings
'Cause here you'll just sink
Like lead in water

Stuck in this gas expanse (Ooh)
All I see is the big dance (Ooh)
Of moons that could crush a man (Ooh)
There's got to be space, but not this place
Sick of this head of mine (Ooh)
Thinking Saturn's benign (Ooh)
Life's not a bet you want to hedge
There's got to be truth, heed this reproof

Ooh (Ooh, ooh)
Life's deader on Saturn
Got to keep this pattern
Of giving it space
Ooh (Ooh, ooh)
There's nothing worth saving
From its grip, no escaping
I always say

Life is deader on Saturn
This dream just shatters
Dreaming of Saturn, no

(Ooh, ooh, ooh)
(Ooh, ooh, ooh)

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