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Song Parodies -> "Arrow"

Original Song Title:

"Sambo"

Original Performer:

Swing Town

Parody Song Title:

"Arrow"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

A forgotten unit, a forgotten mission. Narrow Arrow. German atomic bomb target coded "Golden Needle." As in needle in a worldwide haystack!
Congo, old 16th century Loango
With the French didn't want to tango
Belgian Uranium stocks did flow
Later, Nazis took that shipped stockpile

Nazis plundered from the Czech land
Austria and yes, Belguim
Uranium bomb in '42 was a plan
But was stalled again and again

Arrow
US Task Force on the go
In the '60s infiltrated slow
Searching for some Nazi gold
And a bomb denied by all

U-boats missing at sea
SS Atomic bomb Plan B
Removed from the East Reich lands
Hidden in black earth... African???

Geheime! Landing parties!
Buried documents, gold funding
Brits and Yanks searched around
None of this was ever found

NW-7 spies sought safe ground

But came an Irish lead
French Intel, rumor feeds
Somewhere in that blackest land
Might be a bomb. Construct? German!!!

Arrow
US Task Force on the go
In the '60s infiltrated slow
Searching for some Nazi gold
And a bomb denied by all

We're they just fooled?
Argentina is where the SS techs were moved.
In some vault or darkened cave
Is the Nazi bomb still saved?
Or did those who knew all now lie in graves?

The Arrow Task Force failed, searched in vain...
After the July 20th bomb plot, all secret weapons came under authority of the SS under General Kammler. The SS immediately used its slave labor and independent tech unit to start massive underground complexes to produce: nerve gas, jet aircraft, V-weapons, disc craft, and superbombs. The original German uranium bomb project became stalled as Plan B went into effect. I.G. Farben, Siemens, and AEG were ordered to produced cyclotrons and gaseous diffusion equipment. Uranium stockpiles were moved. There were two new bombs- a Reisen or Giant Bomb and a mini-nuke of 440 kg to be delivered by fighter plane. Bf 109s were converted for Suicide attacks but the bomb materials were moved by the SS and not released to the Luftwaffe. Some work on dirty bombs were discovered by the French and destroyed. Some V-2s at Leese were converted for dirty bomb delivery as D-2 missiles. All destroyed. Kammler disappeared with the Bell Device in a Ju-390 either to Argentina or delivered it to the US to escape prosecution for war crimes. But a sub with NW-7 spies off the coast of Africa disappeared with sensitive cargo and gold stolen from the Reichsbank. No one knows where they hid that weapon. The US hunted for German tech in Argentina, other locations in S America, in occupied Europe, and this forgotten mission to Africa. The German Ahbenerbe had already scouted secret locations in 1938-39. Egypt, Iceland, and Greenland are other potential locations. 54 U-boats and over 6,000 SS technicians remain missing from 1945. German atomic bomb plans have surfaced from as early as 1942. The US Govt has deliberately falsified the German and Japanese atomic bomb projects. FOIA documents still denied. German disc craft classified until 2020 by USAF. German atomic work at Jonastal S.III classified until 2045 by the Atomic Energy Commission!!!

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