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Song Parodies -> "Detective"
Original Song Title:
"Luka"
Original Performer:
Suzanna Vega
Parody Song Title:
"Detective"
Parody Written by:
Detective Nicholson
The Lyrics
I'm Detective Jake Nicholson of the LA Police Department. I'm on an investigation. You see....a few weeks ago Jay Leno got kidnapped by none other than Annie Baddinski of this website and her henchman Agrimorfee Von Terrible. Annie has been disguising herself as Jay.
I am Detective Nicholson.
Everyone calls me Jake.
I solve mysterious and scandal.
And a scandal has happened.
A couple of weeks ago...
Annie and Agrimorfee kidnapped Jay Leno.
They are now hiding him somewhere.
Annie's disguised herself as Jay.
She's wearing a suit and a mask.
But their life of crime won't last.
They've fooled everyone.
But her disguise does not fool me.
Because i'm clever as I can be.
Because i'm a detective you see.
Dr Music told me all about their wicked scheme.
They'll be behind bars soon, you know what I mean.
Because i uphold the law.
Because i uphold the law.
Because i uphold the law.
Annie's wearing a Jay Leno mask.
And she's got on a fake chin..
Which is not all real...
Unlike my Jack Nicholson grin.
I've got to solve this case.
I've got to find the face.
I guess some people never learn[X3]
Crime doesn't pay
I've got to find the real Jay.
Everyone calls me Jake.
I solve mysterious and scandal.
And a scandal has happened.
A couple of weeks ago...
Annie and Agrimorfee kidnapped Jay Leno.
They are now hiding him somewhere.
Annie's disguised herself as Jay.
She's wearing a suit and a mask.
But their life of crime won't last.
They've fooled everyone.
But her disguise does not fool me.
Because i'm clever as I can be.
Because i'm a detective you see.
Dr Music told me all about their wicked scheme.
They'll be behind bars soon, you know what I mean.
Because i uphold the law.
Because i uphold the law.
Because i uphold the law.
Annie's wearing a Jay Leno mask.
And she's got on a fake chin..
Which is not all real...
Unlike my Jack Nicholson grin.
I've got to solve this case.
I've got to find the face.
I guess some people never learn[X3]
Crime doesn't pay
I've got to find the real Jay.
Annie and Agrimorfee are Amiright's most wanted for their crimes against humanity and must be stopped at all costs. That's why the police department of this site is offering a big reward of 5000,0000$ to anyone who finds them. So remember, if you see these two troublemakers up to no good just report to me and i'll make sure those two are put behind bars forever.
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We all need chaos. Without chaos there is no order- and if there is no order and no chaos then all of existance will completely vanish into thin air.
Is this an attack? It seems like it. If so, then the admins should take it down.
You know what no name? Your'e right, they should take it down - on second thought maybe you should do it.
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