[Verse 1]
Apparently, in sports, my luck has officially run low
The Giants will win the World Series in '16, I don't know
Look over there! (Where?)
There's another fan of AN Ohio State
Maybe, they set the playoff up to kindly increase my hate

[Chorus #1]
Has my luck officially grown thin?
After my Spurs took their one for the thumb
My luck might have officially grown thin
Ever since that fateful Sunday, something's going on, not acting dumb
(Acting dumb)

[Verse 2]
Last year was the year the Seahawks took over the world
The #LOB became the new kings of all trash-talk dimes
But now, look over there (Where?)
Here comes another bandwagon Patriot fan (Super Bowl 49)
They say it's a victory but Deflategate still made me think otherwise

[Chorus #2]
What ever happened to the luck I had?
Did it just disappear or does something really hate me?
Does this really mean my luck is gone?
Ever since June 15th, something is going on
(Going on)

[Bridge]
While back at school
I felt guaranteed another spot in the yearbook
But a fanbase had
Other plans
To make me more livid
I get so mean when something's fishy in the yearbook room
#MORELikelyToBeFamous

[Verse 3]
Well, I once had Utah over Duke in the Sweet 16
Picked Zona to win it all cause they were so keen
Look over there (Where?)
The Red Wings will make the playoffs again
That's over 20 years and it looks like there's no sign of stopping (like Rhonda Rousey)

[Chorus #3]
Does it really mean my luck is thin?
Little League doesn't count, but here's my message
For my luck to just stop the bleeding
Let's just pray that Danica Patrick won't win (Her again? Shut up already)
She won't win
(Has my luck officially grown thin?)
I'm neutral
(Or do sports have nothing to do with luck at all?)
You'll never know