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Song Parodies -> "Water Blue"
Original Song Title:
"Waterloo"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Stonewall Jackson
Parody Song Title:
"Water Blue"
Parody Written by:
Dave W.
The Lyrics
A Ty-D-Bol tune.................remember to check for toilet paper..........and wash those hands afterwards
WATER BLUE
Water Blue, Water Blue
When will you.. find your Water Blue?
Everybody’s gotta flush
Everybody gotta rush
Everybody wants to see your Water Blue
Don’t know Madame, how they did that on TV
Man in rowboat, but you bought it and believed
From dawn’s light, your toilet will be clean n bright
But now, only Madame - if your Water’s Blue
Water Blue, Water Blue
When will you.. find your Water Blue?
Everybody’s gotta flush
Everybody gotta rush
Everybody wants to see your Water Blue
Little bottle, an old Avon fragrance
Dyed Blue color, the world loved at first glance
Was real neat, was the first one on her street
Smells so swell, you know darn well, her Water’s Blue
Water Blue, Water Blue
When will you.. find your Water Blue?
Everybody’s gotta flush
Everybody gotta rush
Everybody wants to see your Water Blue
Go now chillen, and find a store near you
Tell Gramma, don’t buy one – buy two!
Start to sing, cuz those germs no longer cling
And jumpin’ Jehoshaphat! Your Water’s Blue
Water Blue, Water Blue
When will you.. find your Water Blue?
Everybody’s gotta flush
Everybody gotta rush
Everybody wants to see your Water Blue
Water Blue, Water Blue
When will you.. find your Water Blue?
Everybody’s gotta flush
Everybody gotta rush
Everybody wants to see your Water Blue
Don’t know Madame, how they did that on TV
Man in rowboat, but you bought it and believed
From dawn’s light, your toilet will be clean n bright
But now, only Madame - if your Water’s Blue
Water Blue, Water Blue
When will you.. find your Water Blue?
Everybody’s gotta flush
Everybody gotta rush
Everybody wants to see your Water Blue
Little bottle, an old Avon fragrance
Dyed Blue color, the world loved at first glance
Was real neat, was the first one on her street
Smells so swell, you know darn well, her Water’s Blue
Water Blue, Water Blue
When will you.. find your Water Blue?
Everybody’s gotta flush
Everybody gotta rush
Everybody wants to see your Water Blue
Go now chillen, and find a store near you
Tell Gramma, don’t buy one – buy two!
Start to sing, cuz those germs no longer cling
And jumpin’ Jehoshaphat! Your Water’s Blue
Water Blue, Water Blue
When will you.. find your Water Blue?
Everybody’s gotta flush
Everybody gotta rush
Everybody wants to see your Water Blue
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