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Song Parodies -> "Aunt Bee Frettin'"

Original Song Title:

"Seaside Lessons (SoL Collection)"

Original Performer:

Steven Schumacher

Parody Song Title:

"Aunt Bee Frettin'"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Lovable Aunt Bee...
Andy and Opie,
Lovable Aunt Bee,
She's hard at work each day,
She's always cookin'
She's always cleanin'
Teaches the boys the "right way"

Remains forever true
Good and bad times through
Aunt Bee always by their side
Although her stature's small
She stands forever tall (and is)
Ceaseless as the ocean's tide

With her most cheerful cry
"More chicken or more pie?"
She gives from a loving heart
She always has her say
But in a polite way
Her frettin' down to an art

They all understand
Aunt Bee the woman
Even with all of her worries
Best of intentions
With her affections
For her kin and community

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 18

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Porfle Popnecker - May 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Good Aunt Bee tribute, even though I can't stand her!
Rob Arndt - May 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Let me console you... "More pie, Porfle?"!!!

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