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Song Parodies -> "My Poo Heaven"

Original Song Title:

"My Blue Heaven"

Original Performer:

Steve Martin

Parody Song Title:

"My Poo Heaven"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Just Willie and me,
Scott tissue makes three,
We're happy in..
My... Poo... Heaven

A click on the light,
Lock that door up tight,
Relaxin' in..

Makes me a smiley face,
To see a trace
Of healthy stool
I'm like a King alone
There on the throne,
It's really cool..

By golly, I'm free
No exlax for me
So happy in..

A feeling of great mirth
The best on Earth
That there could be..
Like bein' in Showbiz,
And the best part is
The hole thing's free!

My man's magazine
Hot ladies, obscene,
There's nothin' as keen,
As My...Poo...Heaven

Ain't nothin' as keen,
As My...Poo...Heaven

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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TJC - September 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Its dirty parody work butt someone's gotta do it and do it well! (esp. like the semi-oxymoron of 'healthy stool')
alvin - September 10, 2007 - Report this comment
made me so happy i could just...uh...give ya fives
Below Average Dave - September 10, 2007 - Report this comment
So happy you got healthy stool? Wow. . .Poo heaven. . .hmmm. . .well--it's different:) I guess I can't say I don't occasionally relate, nasty but funny-always works for me.
John Barry - September 10, 2007 - Report this comment
What a crappy parody.
AFW - September 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, TJC..good pun..........and thanks, alvin, lol............and thanks, B.A.D...I tried to keep the level of graphic and gross nastiness down...I don't really like those kind of poo parodies, either..I always strive for a little more class with the ass, so to speak...and thanks, John...good pun
darla - January 19, 2009 - Report this comment
its really stinky cute
AFW - January 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, darla

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