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Song Parodies -> "Happy Hollandaise"

Original Song Title:

"Happy Holidays"

Original Performer:

Steve Lawrence & Eydie Gorme

Parody Song Title:

"Happy Hollandaise"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Happy Hollandaise, Happy Hollandaise,
Add to broccoli that's steamy,
Have a tasty dish for two

Happy Hollandaise, Happy Hollandaise,
Blend asparagus that's creamy,
Happy Hollandaise to you

Happy Hollandaise, Happy Hollandaise,
Make some chicken tetrazzini,
Happy Hollandaise to you

Happy Hollandaise, Happy Hollandaise,
It's delicious with broiled salmon,
And a yolk of egg or two

Happy Hollandaise, Happy Hollandaise,
Try on broccoli with ham in,
Happy Hollandaise to you

Made with Lemon juice and butter,
And some cayenne pepper, too
May the Holidays be bringing,
Happy Hollandaise to you....

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Johnny D - November 29, 2004 - Report this comment
("Dieter" from SNL raising one eyebrow and speaking in a German accent,...) "Delicious."
alvin rhodes - November 29, 2004 - Report this comment
saucy ! ....5s for you
Stuart McArthur - November 29, 2004 - Report this comment
jeez, AFW, do you eat all that with yams! we non-americans are just wanting this Thanksgiving thing to blow over, and it sounds like it literally will - 555
AFW - December 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Johnny, Alvin, and Stuart....Yes, T.G. day has come and went...time to fast for Christmas feast..

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