-> "It's About Frost"
Original Song Title:
"It's About Blood"
Parody Song Title:
"It's About Frost"
The Lyrics
Look me in the eye when you're talkin' to snows
Wanna see in your soul when you lie
Don't try and tell me that you couldn't foresee
What everybody reckoned was a matter of time
Goddamn right, I'm emotional
I ain't nothin' but a man
Hell yes, this is personal
Before we leave here you're gonna understand
It's about Santa
It's about holiday
It's about Frosty the Snowman
In the middle of the night, alone
It's about reindeer
It's about snow
It's about a decoration for Christmas
And it's about frost
Once upon a time in winter
Workin' girl knew where he stood
Nowadays just gettin' by is a reindeer
Probably couldn't give it up if I could
Don't wanna hear about the state of the Christmas
Fiscal reality, profit and loss
None of that matters once you're underground anyway
Damn sure can't tell me nothin' 'bout cost
It's about Santa
It's about holiday
It's about Frosty the Snowman
In the middle of the night, alone
It's about reindeer
It's about snow
It's about a decoration for Christmas
And it's about frost
Tell yourself it was a snowman
Isolated incident, part of the job
Yeah? Well tell that to the snow guys
Kids without daddies, tell it to Snow
Is that the wind you hear ho-ho through the holler
Or the ghost of a widow that cries?
For every man that died for a snow company dollar
A lung full of dust and a heart full of lies
It's about Santa
It's about holiday
It's about Frosty the Snowman
In the middle of the night, alone
It's about reindeer
It's about snow
It's about a decoration for Christmas
And it's about frost
It's about their own lives who did Christmas, including Vince Vaughn, Arthur Rankin Jr., Jules Bass, Billy De Wolfe, Jackie Vernon, Paul Frees, June Foray, Burl Ives, Larry Mann, Billie Richards, Paul Soles, Alfie Scopp, Paul Kligman, Carl Banas, Corinne Conley, Peg Dixon, Mickey Rooney, Keenan Wynn, Joan Gardner
Robie Lester, Teddy Eccles, Jose Ferrer, Michele Lee, Fred Rappoport, Phil Roman, Elmo Shropshire, Alex Doduk, Susan Blu, Cam Clarke, Christopher Gaze, Scott McNeil, Jim Davis, and... Lorenzo Music, Gregg Berger, Petter Robbins, Chris Shea, Tom Kenny, Stephen Hillenburg
It's about frost
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