He searched Baghdad, and then he said,
Something got switched on me.
He zeroed in on some homestead,
Some intel glitch could be.
He's lookin' for the anthrax bug,
Every token turned to slug,
They see him come, then they pull the plug,
Somebody ditched chemy.

Oh, we got lots of nothin' from Hans Blix,
He's been all over Baghdad,
We sure got nothin' from Hans Blix,
Stay outta Libya you cad.

Of air attack, Qadaffi's scared,
He's oil rich you see.
So now he wants to play it fair,
He'd rather switch than flee.
He's financin' him some nuke plants,
With cash from some oil grants,
Even likes to deal with France,
He found his niche you see.

Oh, we got lots of nothin' from Hans Blix,
He's been all over Baghdad,
We sure got nothin' from Hans Blix,
Stay outta Libya you cad.

He's still a rebel with a cause,
He's gonna be fricassee.
And if he breaks the world court laws,
He'll get pitched you'll see.
So Qadaffi just go straight,
Or Georgie Bush will clear your slate,
Not a good time to debate.

We better sure hope we learned a thing or two,
This ain't Baghdad, we learned a few,
So we're rebuttin' Hans Blix.