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Song Parodies -> "Oh, Osama"
Original Song Title:
"Oh, Susanna"
Original Performer:
Stephen Foster
Parody Song Title:
"Oh, Osama"
Parody Written by:
TOR Hershman
The Lyrics
Oh, Osama, there's no need for Jihad
He came from Arabia
a righteous guy for sure
He went on up in the high hills
to fight a big ole war
The U. S. A.
put some soldiers
in a hornets nest, they knew!
Commies are gone
another group
needed for the war crew
Oh Osama
there's no need for Jihad
there ain't a heaven with virgins
and there ain't a god.
A lot of land
is now holey
bomb craters there, for sure
there's great big smiles
on the faces
of guys at the war store
Old Osama
I'll tell you this
and it's a total fact
you'd get along
in U. S. A.
MUCH better than TOR's act
Oh Osama
there's no need for Jihad
there ain't a heaven with virgins
and there ain't a god.
Americans
waving them flags
they're made from Arab oil
Some DNA
kills DNA
that's it, there ain't no more
millions of years
will go on by
other beasts will rule the curve
You and Bush,
all folks and TOR
atoms in their oil reserve
Oh Osama
there's no need for Jihad
there ain't a heaven with virgins
and there ain't a god.
a righteous guy for sure
He went on up in the high hills
to fight a big ole war
The U. S. A.
put some soldiers
in a hornets nest, they knew!
Commies are gone
another group
needed for the war crew
Oh Osama
there's no need for Jihad
there ain't a heaven with virgins
and there ain't a god.
A lot of land
is now holey
bomb craters there, for sure
there's great big smiles
on the faces
of guys at the war store
Old Osama
I'll tell you this
and it's a total fact
you'd get along
in U. S. A.
MUCH better than TOR's act
Oh Osama
there's no need for Jihad
there ain't a heaven with virgins
and there ain't a god.
Americans
waving them flags
they're made from Arab oil
Some DNA
kills DNA
that's it, there ain't no more
millions of years
will go on by
other beasts will rule the curve
You and Bush,
all folks and TOR
atoms in their oil reserve
Oh Osama
there's no need for Jihad
there ain't a heaven with virgins
and there ain't a god.
A lot of land is now holey bomb craters there, for sure
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I like it! The third to last stanza was the best for me... I take it you meant a polyester flag? 5's
Infidel dog! As Salman Rushdie can not escape Allah's wrath, neither can you!
I got news for you, CAIR, puppet of the Sheik - I'm still alive. I was even in Bridget Jones's Diary! Since the Ayatolla issued my death warrant almost twenty years ago and I'm still kicking, I think it is safe to say that I HAVE ESCAPED ALLAH'S WRATH... TOR, you have absolutely nothing to worry about.
Opie & Anthony performed a parody of the OS as "Oh, bin Laden".
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