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Song Parodies -> "Credit Problems"
Original Song Title:
"Campton Races"
Original Performer:
Stephen Foster
Parody Song Title:
"Credit Problems"
Parody Written by:
jbels
The Lyrics
I cannot pay my bills on time
Due date
Due date
The interest rate is way past prime
All on the due date day.
Sent it Friday night
Got there Saturday
The late fee cost me
Thirty bucks
All past the due date day.
Oh, the bankruptcy court's cracking down.
Due date
Due date
They towed my Caddy off to the pound
All on the due date day.
Try to get it back.
"It's my Cadillac."
Won't take my check
Cause it's rubberneck.
All on the due date day.
I went to work with my hat in hand.
Due date
Due date
I came back home cause my ass got canned.
All on the due date day.
Owe a thousand bucks
To the banker schmucks.
Take my shirt
Cause I'm poor as dirt.
All on the due date day.
Due date
Due date
The interest rate is way past prime
All on the due date day.
Sent it Friday night
Got there Saturday
The late fee cost me
Thirty bucks
All past the due date day.
Oh, the bankruptcy court's cracking down.
Due date
Due date
They towed my Caddy off to the pound
All on the due date day.
Try to get it back.
"It's my Cadillac."
Won't take my check
Cause it's rubberneck.
All on the due date day.
I went to work with my hat in hand.
Due date
Due date
I came back home cause my ass got canned.
All on the due date day.
Owe a thousand bucks
To the banker schmucks.
Take my shirt
Cause I'm poor as dirt.
All on the due date day.
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