Mitch took a fall, at his own Kentucky home
This summer, a false step he made
On the patio, then he broke his shoulder bone
Now in bed for several days must be laid
Progressives, rolling in laughter on the floor
Keep posting their online delight
And more bad news is delivered to his door
In the latest Senate polls each night

CHORUS;
Weep and wail, Elaine Chao
Oh weep some more today
We'll send you and Mitch back to your Kentucky home
When the votes come in next election day

Vacancies on the nation's highest court
Your partisanship went full bore
More right-wing judges you changed the rules to stack
On the bench, keeping open that door
The cuts you made cast a shadow o'er the poor
Their sorrow filled you with delight
The time will come when from DC you'll depart
For your own Kentucky home, goodbye

CHORUS: REPEAT

One poll said Colonel Sanders would beat you
If he was still living today
A few more months, and your mischief all will end
For the blessing of the U S of A
A few more months, your corruption to endure
In prison, may you see no light
A few more months, 'til we send you on the road
To your own Kentucky home, goodbye

CHORUS: REPEAT