8 Crazies campaignin’
Not one does explainin’

Mitt Romney, nah, not for me
Mormon under Church authority
How truthful can he be,
Under LDS insanity?

Brotha Cain is stereotype
Black man always gets da hype
Sex wit white broads was his type?
That Brotha done luv his wife

But a settlement with NRA?
Not once, but TWICE???

Rick Perry of a failing state
Low, down-low, does it rate
Now he keeps makin’ mistakes
Despite the clout, he’s a fake

Right outta da gate!!!
Rodeo clown he does make!!!

Michele Bachmann sole dame
No clear messages, a damn shame
Only can play blame games
And her comments are so lame

In competition she’s pretty tame
Lacking fair time she do complain!!!

Ron Paul is that old white dude
Comes off with an attitude
Sometimes can be so rude
Wants no Gov to include

To intrude
Wants to exclude… from everything

Newt is that fat boy slick
Works dat magic with verbal tricks
Lobbyist who gets his kicks
From playing games matchin’ wits

I wish he would just quit
Get off the moral pulpit

Last are Santorum and Huntsman
Bring nothin’ but boredom and then some
Really ridiculous ideas, that we can poke fun
At cuz they believe in ‘em

Two idiots that should be shunned
Get off the stage, your pitch is done

And those are the 8 Crazies
2012 Election selection… Maybes…