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Song Parodies -> "All I Want for Christmas is My Two Weeks' Pay"

Original Song Title:

"All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Spike Jones

Parody Song Title:

"All I Want for Christmas is My Two Weeks' Pay"

Parody Written by:

Joe the Crazy Conch

The Lyrics

Here's a new twist on an already quirky holiday tune "Yule" really enjoy. Imagine what it'd be like if it were the Friday before Christmas and you still hadn't received your paycheck for the past 2 weeks of work. That's what this song's about.
'Twas the Friday before Christmas, I was just doing my job
Working on direct mail copy for my supervisor Bob
At the end of the day, I logged into Web Self-Service
I entered all my hours but then got a little nervous
When I checked direct deposits, I said, "That's just absurd!"
"How come I haven't been paid since December 3rd?"

All I want for Christmas is my two weeks' pay
My two weeks' pay, yeah, my two weeks' pay
You know, if I could only have my two weeks' pay
Then I could buy something nice for Christmas

It seems so long since I could afford
A 24-karat gold and diamond necklace (What a necklace!)
I'll have to check Zales, see if there's a big sale
My spending must not be reckless

All I want for Christmas is my two weeks' pay
My two weeks' pay, yeah, my two' weeks pay
You know, if I could only have my two weeks' pay
Then I could get my folks something for Christmas

I think that I should have a year-end bonus
For being the hardest-working first-year employee
But not getting even a 5% raise
Just really seems to annoy me

All I want for Christmas is my two weeks' pay
My two weeks' pay, yeah, my two' weeks pay
All I want for Christmas is my two weeks' pay
So I could buy my folks something for Christmas
It's only 4 days until Christmas

(Checks direct deposit again)
Oh, finally, I got my two weeks' worth of money!
I guess waiting a few extra days wasn't so bad after all!

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alexander's ragtag band - December 29, 2018 - Report this comment
They are lucky the government gives them such a worthless job.

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