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Song Parodies -> "Tiger Woods"

Original Song Title:

"Spider-Man Theme Song"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Tiger Woods"

Parody Written by:

Rice Cube & Watt Daddy

The Lyrics

Tiger Woods apparently left early for Black Friday and accidentally got his car to warp speed in reverse and got really messed up. Here's what we think happened...
Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods,
is nothing but a great big wuss,
In reverse he did drive, he's lucky to be alive
Look out! Here comes that Tiger Woods.

Sources say he's a cheat
and for this, he got beat
He played golf really good,
then got hit with his own five wood.
Oh no! You OK, Tiger Woods?

In the chill of night
with the wrath of the wife
there're signs of a fight
no comment at this time!

Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods,
crashed his car into that tree good,
as if that was not enough
he then struck a fire plug

Now his Caddy's all smashed up,
to the police he's clammed up,
what's up with Tiger Wuss?
For TMZ link of the story, see here:

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 17

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Andria - November 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Great job, Rice Cube and Watt Daddy, and I happen to think exactly the same way you do about Tiger and this incident, in addition to thinking he uses steroids. 5s.
Rice Wife - November 30, 2009 - Report this comment
It sounded good Saturday night, and it sounds good now. All 5s!
Frank - November 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Funny stuff! Full marks across the board.
Old Man Ribber - November 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Although his irons game is still unequaled, he seems to be having trouble with his drives and his putz! ;D
Timmy1000 - November 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Nice yto see another Tiger story today. I jst want to know what club was used on the back windshield - I might have a golf lie like that sometime and need to know what club to use.
Leo Keough - November 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Tiger's sponsor needs to start selling more cars and paying him more, so he doesn't have to go bargain hunting in the early morning!!!...555!!!
Stephen Harrington - November 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Step-chan here to give ya 555 for this a very good take on the original.
Silver Power - November 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Funny parody, too bad Tiger is too poor of a sport to give anyone details as to what happened that night. 5s.
blackjack21 - November 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Sounds like Tiger is just a pussy-cat. 555
Tiger Woods - November 30, 2009 - Report this comment
I can't comment on this for another 5 days until I check with my lawyer and PR man who have given me such great advice recently :)
Tiger Woods' PR person (Andria) - November 30, 2009 - Report this comment
I'm sorry, Tiger, you just did comment. You contradicted yourself.
Phil Nelson - November 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Maybe he needs another driver. 5s
Michael Pacholek - December 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Very good, gentlemen. I just submitted my own parody about it, and, without seeing yours first, also used the word "fireplug." Please be assured that it was not meant as a ripoff of this excellent piece.
John Jenkins - December 04, 2009 - Report this comment
This is a very good parody; but, although I spoofed him, too, TW is no wuss.

I just noticed that you two have done 3 parodies in 3 weeks after a 5 ½ year hiatus. What was that all about?

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