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Song Parodies -> "Gavin's Sis is a Filthy Snitch – in high pitch by"

Original Song Title:

"Kyle's Mom is a Stupid Bitch - in D Minor"

Original Performer:

South Park

Parody Song Title:

"Gavin's Sis is a Filthy Snitch – in high pitch by"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

Michael Jackson's voice sounds a bit like Eric Cartman's, doesn't it? Maybe they have the same kind of tantrums too? If soo, something like this might have been recorded in the Neverland studio on the evening of Gavin Arvizo's sister's testimony.
That girl's a snitch, she's a big fat snitch
She's the badest snitch in the whole wide world
She's a loopy snitch, if there ever was a snitch
She's a snitch after my toys and pearls

Snitch (Yeah!), Witch (Yeah!)
Snitch (Yeah!), Witch (Yeah!)
Oh Boy! A loopy snitch I'll admit again!

I'm getting off by calling names in high pitch, Bubbles!

Monday she's a snitch
On Tuesday she's a snitch
On Wednesday to Saturday, she's a snitch
Then on Sunday, she's no different
She's a pooper-scooper, blooper mega sni-atch

I'm getting off *ahem*
I'm getting off *ahem*
I'm getting off *ahem*
I'm getting off *ahem*

Have you ever met that Gavin's sis
She's the biggest snitch in the whole wide world
She's a dig-gold blare, on my cupid lair
She's a snitch, snitch, snitch, snitch, witch, itch

She's a bastard! Jesus
She's a bastard! Juice
She's a bastard! Jesus
She's a bastard! Juice

Snitch, snitch, snitch, snitch, snitch,
snitch, snitch, snitch, she's a filthy snitch,
that I should have ditched ‘cos she's such a dirty snitch

The bourgeois says I can't...

You bad mother

You bastards

The bourgeois says I can't...

You bad mother

That girl is a snitch!

© Peter Andersson.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.4
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 8

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 4   1
 5   4

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Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - March 06, 2005 - Report this comment
The full title is supposed to be "Gavin’s Sis is a Filthy Snitch • in high pitch by Michael Jackson", but apparently that's too many words for that field. Well, the intro and context gives it away anyway so...
Red Ant - March 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah Peter, the same thing happened to me on one of my parodies as well, but 455 for you, had to dock you a point on pacing as there are a few inconsistences (sp?), by the way there's atleast 2 versions of the song, the one played on the show and the one on the movie. BTW, great try, I love South Park and had thought about doing this, but couldn't reallly come up with anyway. You get "imaginary" bonus points from me for difficulty.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
I've only heard the version from the film, which is different to his one, but fine work nonetheless.
Zman - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
What thee F***k this song sucked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Omigod, they killed Bubbles!

Deliriously goofy, PeterCHYD. I remember the OS from the movie. (It's kinda hard to forget.) And I gotta tell ya, with a parody about Neverland to the tune of a South Park song, it would be disappointing NOT to get a few comments like Zman's.
boby - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
no words
K.Y.L.E - August 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Is this about me?
kl - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment
dis song sucked da origanal 1 woz betta
dan - July 21, 2006 - Report this comment
this song is not the real version is it?
daniel - October 11, 2006 - Report this comment
555 skrew u dan!!!!!!!
Mixmaster - October 29, 2006 - Report this comment
A song about Michael Jackson and his thing for little kids... bad taste, just really bad taste. Not funny, and the pacing is non existent. I give this three 1s. Oh, and by the way... Yer a dumbass.

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