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Song Parodies -> "They've Got To Be Painfully Taut!"

Original Song Title:

"You've Got To Be Carefully Taught"

Original Performer:

South Pacific Soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"They've Got To Be Painfully Taut!"

Parody Written by:

Her Royal Majesty of the Principality of Pain Mist

The Lyrics

Class Ees Een Session! Pay attention! Lesson #1:
Zey've got to be taut... across zee earz...
Zey've got to be taut... across zee rear...
To make sure zee bindings inspires true fear
Make sure zat zey're painfully taut...

Zee rope must be taut... und finely made,
Und not Val-Mart bought -- not cheap, not frayed
No, only use rope of zee highest of grades --
Und make sure eet's painfully taut...

Eet's got to be taut before you berate,
Before you can beat and punish your mate,
Zee key to enjoying your S&M date:
Make sure zat zee bindings are taut!
Make sure zat zey're painfully taut!
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HRMPPML - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
How DARE this trifling, insignificant limited-length data field do such disrespect to me!

I am to be addressed as:

"Her Royal Majesty of the Principality of Pain Mistress Leola"!

You would do well to remember that, knave!
Johnny D - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm Johnny D, and I approve this parody.
Arwen - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Um...I'm still just going to call you Stallion...ette. ; ) 5s!
Leo Jay - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
I've clearly been reading too much of your stuff, Johnny D...

;-)
John Barry - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Zees ees funny.
Johnny D - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Just wait 'til Chucky does the August 5th update on www.whatfreaks.com !
Michael Pacholek - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm not Johnny D, though I can see why he approved this parody.
sk8r grrrl - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
i dont get it
HRMPPML - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny D: Ze Mistress has no NEED for your approval! But zank you nonezeless.

Arwen: Vhat???

Leo: Deetto. (stupeed scheetzo...)

John Barry: Zank you.

Johnny D: Aha! I see you come back to visit Ze Mistress once again! (One session vit me is NEVER enough. Zey ALWAYS come back...). Vat you say? "Whatfreaks"? Zounds like ze purrfect place for Ze Mistress...

Mishka Pasholak: You like?

Skate skank: Go avay from here, silly girl...
The Thought Police - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Banana ! ---Owww! Rocking Chair----Owww! Um-uh--Cinnamon!---Owwww! Darn! What was the safety word again ----owwww! YES ! Now I remember----FIVES!!!! "kay now,get me an ice pack und a cigarette----in that order!

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