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Song Parodies -> "School Water"

Original Song Title:

"Cool Water"

Original Performer:

Sons Of The Pioneers

Parody Song Title:

"School Water"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I'm sure I'm not the only one who noticed how crappy the water in school was...
Each day we face
That awful taste
Like toilet waste, or solder
School Water, (water)

It's worse than lye
Or some pigsty
Where do they buy that water?
School Water, (water)

It's gruesome gruel
From urine stools
These hall cesspools of water
School Water, (water)

Each fountain stinks
Like bitter inks
Nobody drinks that water
School Water, (water)

Don't get thirsty, Man
It's a space alien plan
Bring a thermos, if you can, with water
Man, can't ya' see
It's sick green pee
From the lavator-or-ee
With bacteria for me and you..
Water, High School Water..

The flies buzz by
Won't drink, and why?
They know they'll die, from water
School Water, (water)

One day last week,
A kid, named Zeke
Grew pale and weak from water
School Water, (water)

In study hall
Denise and Paul
Barfed on the wall, from water
School Water, (water)

I'm dumb as grass
Low grades in class
(But) I always pass on water
School Water, (water)

High School Water...

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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alvin rhodes - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment
scary but funny...5s
Paul Robinson - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Ah, risk of being busted for repeating a pun I used earlier're making me sedimental for those old days back in school...actually, I thought it tasted like they ran it through an old garden hose first...Now I'm hoping that was the case...5's ~ ~ ~
AFW - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin, and Paul...Like that Pun, first, I've read it...
Kramer - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Rick C - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment
I was sitting here, reading parodies and feeling thirsty. I got up and got a glass of water, sat down and this was the next one in line. THANKS ALOT, AFW :-) 555
Kristof Robertson - July 26, 2005 - Report this comment
I loved this one! 555
AFW - July 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Kramer, Rick C,....if you weren't in school at the time, you're okay... and thanks,Kristof

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