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Song Parodies -> "Stumbling Trumpanzees"
Original Song Title:
"Tumbling Tumbleweeds"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Sons of the Pioneers
Parody Song Title:
"Stumbling Trumpanzees"
Parody Written by:
Bob Gomez
The Lyrics
See them spiraling down,
Pledging their love to a clown!
Homie Bob G. I'll be found
Pissing off all of the stumbling Trumpanzees!
Here since two thousand and three;
Boasting a Harvard degree;
Trolls don't intimidate me,
Dissing on Trump and his bumbling Trumpanzees!
My songs
Will greet the sun
And thir-
Teen triple-ones!
I'll keep posting along,
Waving the torch of Bill Tong!
King of the White House is Kong:
Whipping his bum with my pummeling parodies!
Presidential bone spurs
Must be healed with golf;
Down at Mar-a-Lago
Safe behind his walls;
Rage-tweeting, on official time;
Taxpayers pay for every line!!!
State of the Union is sound--
(Barring another shutdown!)--
Investigations abound,
Tripping up Trump and his fumbling companies!
It's been a long year for Trump and his Trumpanzees!
Pledging their love to a clown!
Homie Bob G. I'll be found
Pissing off all of the stumbling Trumpanzees!
Here since two thousand and three;
Boasting a Harvard degree;
Trolls don't intimidate me,
Dissing on Trump and his bumbling Trumpanzees!
My songs
Will greet the sun
And thir-
Teen triple-ones!
I'll keep posting along,
Waving the torch of Bill Tong!
King of the White House is Kong:
Whipping his bum with my pummeling parodies!
Presidential bone spurs
Must be healed with golf;
Down at Mar-a-Lago
Safe behind his walls;
Rage-tweeting, on official time;
Taxpayers pay for every line!!!
State of the Union is sound--
(Barring another shutdown!)--
Investigations abound,
Tripping up Trump and his fumbling companies!
It's been a long year for Trump and his Trumpanzees!
©Bob "It's about love. It's about people. It's about connection. It's not about tossing salad. It's not about" Gomez 2019
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Clever use of that beautiful old song ~ Cowboy.
Yeah, you tell'em, boys! We're not gonna let that kikeandniggerlover Trump take the niggerchimps and hickspics off our plantation!
Like to get my hands on that whitey Trump and show him how to grab them pussies for real!
Blackface isn't racist! Black is beautiful! Can't you stupid darkies take a compliment!?
First Northam, then Fairfax, now Herring... You know, I wasn't planning on being Governor so soon, boys. I'd rather you stay right where you are and continue to represent the $#!% out of the misogynistic racists who put you in office.
I did not put on blackface. With that transgender person. Ms. Anastasia Wiener.
I did not sexually harass that woman/man. Ms. Vashukevich.
I did not get my last name out of a can. Provided to me by that bisexual transexual pescatarian. Ms. Wiener.
I did not appear in that porno. With that ho-man with two cox. Ms. Anastasia.
I actually did have sex. With all of those guys. Simultaneously. In blackface.
We're not springing you from prison again, Ana. That trick only works once.
Okay, okay, they give me time off for good behavior and showing them where bodies are buried and some tapes and transcripts and NRA back channel account payments. So deal was easy for me.
to that Ralph Northam guy, you can't say the n word, bro. ;)
Yes, I can!
@Ralph: no, you can't, because that's racist. :/
Yes, I can, because I'm a Democrat! (Believe it or not: security code on this was JEW. Make of that what you will.)
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