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Song Parodies -> "Cool Water"

Original Song Title:

"Cool Water"

Original Performer:

Sons Of The Pioneers

Parody Song Title:

"Cool Water"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Ru-bi-o faced
The world's vast waste-
land, sneaked a taste
Of water, cool water

Cam in his eye
But throat's real dry
Thinks, I'll be spry,
Grab water, cool water

His move is cool
Side arm, the tool
Small sip of pool,
Short water, cool water

Pause your talkin' Marc,
Put that response into park,
Keep 'em waitin' in the dark
When you're buildin' Noah's Ark..
Need water (water)

Cam-er-a, see, was so thirst-ee
Just a second I will be.
Bottle's waitin' there for me, brand new
Water, cool water

Now tongue can sway
Lips moist for play
Since brief delay, for water
Cool water

Brief throat gulp pour,
Great words now soar
Rebut some more
Thanks water, cool water

That's my address
My words are best
Since quenched, my quest
For water, cool water

Quick cool water..

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Old Man Ribber - February 14, 2013 - Report this comment
AFW - Fine job. Rubio's opponents are already calling his "pause that refreshes" a career-ender. Good telling of a tempest in a water glass. ;D
Patrick - February 14, 2013 - Report this comment
If that move is a career ender, what a sad commentary on the media and politics. He should have launched a drone strike on a mosque full of refugees or ordered the ATF to go door-to-door collecting everyone's guns and shooting those who resisted.
Rob Arndt - February 14, 2013 - Report this comment
A refreshing parody-555! Security code is W8R which is waiter- close!
Callmelennie - February 14, 2013 - Report this comment
This song was done by Marty Robbins on the same album that featured "El Paso" and "Big Iron" I remember laughing at the way Marty Robbins sang "Co-o-o-o-o-l water" .. cause, you know, I was just a five year old at the time
Barry J. Mitchel - February 14, 2013 - Report this comment
I laughed so hard, my throat was charred; I beg your pard. Pour water ... ;^)

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