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Song Parodies -> "Fly Swatter"

Original Song Title:

"Cool Water"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sons Of The Pioneers

Parody Song Title:

"Fly Swatter"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

All day I chase
House flies, and pace
Sly moves, with haste
And swatter,
Fly swatter, (swatter)

Don't need spray can,
I swat 'em, man..
Naught bet....ter than,
My swatter, (swatter)
Fly. (swatter)
Swatter, (swatter)

Great since time began,
Why fix what's not broken, man,
I just stalk 'em, as I stand,
And then smack 'em where they land,
Each squatter, (squatter)

House pests I kill - swat them with skill, (swatter)
All my hunter's will, fulfill (swatter)
Satisfaction's when they're still ...and dead.
(swatter...swatter)

If I took poll,
I know the toll
Would reach my goal, I got her..
Fly-y-y swatter, (swatter)
Enraged each dawn,
War line is drawn,
Like blow-torch on.. hot solder, (solder)
Swatter, (swatter)
Swatter, ( swatter)
Swatter, (swatter)

There's one humpin' now,
I'll smash him, well as his frau..
They can climax with kapow!
This ol' flapper shows 'em how - - Fly swatter
(Swatter - swatter)

My (swatter)
Fly (swatter)
Swatter, (swatter)

Quick, (swatter)
Slick, (swatter)
Swatter -
(My - fly- swatter)

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Old Man Ribber - February 24, 2011 - Report this comment
AFW - Amid all the contributors, you alone consistently make the everyday funny. Thanks for another fun parody. ;D
Patrick - February 24, 2011 - Report this comment
Reminds me of the time I killed a wasp with a switchblade knife. Did you ever hunt grasshoppers with a .22 pistol?
Mark Scotti - February 24, 2011 - Report this comment
555 ZAPS fron the zapper!
AFW - February 24, 2011 - Report this comment
Appreciate the v & c, guys..
Andria - February 25, 2011 - Report this comment
Very good, AFW... my abode is literally a midway point between two large, infrequently emptied and rank dumpsters (grocery store on one side, sleazy trailer park on the verge of being closed by the city on the other). The fly and yellowjacket problems are unbelievable, especially in the summer. I have lived your parody. 555. (sorry I'm rambling, Andria has had too much to drink tonight)

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