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Song Parodies -> "Cold Water"

Original Song Title:

"Cool Water"

Original Performer:

Sons Of The Pioneers

Parody Song Title:

"Cold Water"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Freeze in this tub,
I'll tell ya' Bub,
I'm needin' somethin' hotter..
Cold Water (water, water)

The wife buys clothes,
When gas bill, owes,
Pay it, she knows, I taught her..
Cold damned Water (water,)
Cold, (water)
Damned, (water)
Water, (water)

Fantasized a plan,
I could hire Dirty Dan
He's an evil nasty man
Who would finish my wife, Nan,
I oughter, (oughter)
Dan, here's fift-ee, that big green tree,
Where the water's deep and free
The secret's between you and me,
(Water, water)

Indemnity, six digits, gee!
Enough for me, and water,
Hot water (water)
But then, Dan, he
Might blackmail me,
Want more mon-ee..for slaughter (slaughter)
Slaughter, (slaughter)
Slaughter, (slaughter)
Slaughter, (slaughter)

Keep a-movin', Dan
Think I'm scrappin' this whole plan
Beat the devil, while I can
Don'cha murder my wife, Nan..Dan Cotter (Cotter)

She's in with me,
This cold, tub-ee
Soon, plenty hot we'll be
Hot love from her and me, I got her (got her)

Hot, (water)
Steamed, (water)
Water, (water)

No more Cold Water

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Mark Scotti - June 23, 2009 - Report this comment
CHILLING!!! And funny!
John Barry - June 23, 2009 - Report this comment
lilCupCakes - June 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Very nice choice of Orginal Song, Sir, L'Air de Farce, Duke 0Edge ! I tend to think of beer, when this song plays . . . . Stay thirsty, hombre!
alvin - June 23, 2009 - Report this comment
very fave of the day
Andy Primus - June 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Funny - especially liked the clothes/owes lines
AFW - June 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Mark, John, LCC, and alvin...and Andy

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