installed in my home
is the stove that i own
and my dear, i will cook what i may
though maybe absurd
i have cooked up a herd
of the beasts that walt disney displayed

thrown, thrown on the range
is the deer, they call bambi, filleted
and thumper's been hurled
with his legs all unfurled
and the corpse of poor flower's displayed

i have baked up ol' tramp
though the oven got cramped
when his lady appeared on the scene
all dalmatians are gone
even all of their spawn
and the flesh on those pups was so lean

thrown, thrown on the range
daisy duck and her boyfriend, deranged
even tigger got hurt
i had pooh for dessert
and ol' eeyore made quite the souffle

and mickey's meat's white
though his skin's dark as night
and that elephant, dumbo's all lard
the three pigs were killed
and the big bad wolf grilled
and baloo was a bear, badly charred

thrown, thrown on the range
now i fear that poor nemo can't play
for his death has occurred
also zazu the bird
even goofy has seen his last day