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Song Parodies -> "Thrown On The Range"

Original Song Title:

"Home On The Range"

Original Performer:

Sons Of The Pioneers

Parody Song Title:

"Thrown On The Range"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

...proceed at your own risk...
installed in my home
is the stove that i own
and my dear, i will cook what i may
though maybe absurd
i have cooked up a herd
of the beasts that walt disney displayed

thrown, thrown on the range
is the deer, they call bambi, filleted
and thumper's been hurled
with his legs all unfurled
and the corpse of poor flower's displayed

i have baked up ol' tramp
though the oven got cramped
when his lady appeared on the scene
all dalmatians are gone
even all of their spawn
and the flesh on those pups was so lean

thrown, thrown on the range
daisy duck and her boyfriend, deranged
even tigger got hurt
i had pooh for dessert
and ol' eeyore made quite the souffle

and mickey's meat's white
though his skin's dark as night
and that elephant, dumbo's all lard
the three pigs were killed
and the big bad wolf grilled
and baloo was a bear, badly charred

thrown, thrown on the range
now i fear that poor nemo can't play
for his death has occurred
also zazu the bird
even goofy has seen his last day

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McKludge - November 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Mmmm, I love me some game.
Ann Hammond - November 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Can you invite me to dinner?
Guy - November 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Alvin - Along with these fives I'm giving you I shall dispatch immediately via Fed-Ex an excellent Asian cook book for your next banquet. It should serve you well for the canine cuisine. It is called "How to wok your dog". And hitting a deer with your Dodge Ram pickup truck at 60 MPH is not necessairly what you would call "Fast Food". You can throw what you wish on your range, just don't throw me under the bus. So if you were to combine say Donald Duck and Goofy into say, one casserole would you call it 'Duck 'n' Goofy'? Great write Alvin - you always make my day with your off the wall originality.
alvin - November 12, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks mckludge...thans ann, sure...thanks guy....wok your dog...lol....glad ya enjoyed...i wasn't sure how this one would go over
2Eagle - November 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Now you see why I'm a vegetarian. I could never eat a chicken or duck because they are beautiful birds.
Christie Marie M - November 12, 2008 - Report this comment
I'm usually and animal lover. I would usually get sad at the fact when animals are being cooked, but anything written by you is always entertaining and hilarious. I actually laughed and cried at this song. The bright side is that Bambi had finally joined his deceased mother, and I enjoyed Pooh and Eeyore for dessert. Tomorrow's menu: Scar, Simba, and the three hyenas from The Lion King, and Iago: Rotisserie style. Sorry I couldn't resist that! My bro and I did a parody of the OS when we were preteens, but it's too vulgar. Great show, Alvin!! 555.
Stan Hall - November 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Hilarious, Alvin! Now I'll be head-humming this song and head-hearing your lyrics all day. The rather different treament of the OS that's for some time been lurking in my semi-conscious has been completely, and likely deservedly, blown away. (And the lyrics I did develop for this one ages ago, even if I could resurrect'em intact, would _certainly_ fall to the see the censor's ax here. Again, likely deservedly so.) :-)

PS Thanks for re-offing Bambi and Pooh. :-)
LilCooGa - November 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Alvin, simply delightful romp on the Range, indeed! What about HannaBerra charred characters? ?
alvin - November 12, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks 2eagle....never ate duck but i've done my share putting a dent into the chicken population....thanks christie....at least they weren't REAL critters.....lol...i was gonna use iago but settled on zazu...i ran out of stanzas before running out of animals...thanks stan...glad i got your attention...and you're quite welcome regarding bambi and pooh...lol...thanks LilCooGa....i'm done killing off cartoon characters for now
AFW - November 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Off-side Disney humor at it's best...Kids'll hate'cha, but I loved it...
alvin - November 13, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks AFW
PMS - November 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Delightfully deranged
alvin - November 17, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks PMS

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