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Song Parodies -> "Stool Water"

Original Song Title:

"Cool Water"

Original Performer:

Sons Of The Pioneers

Parody Song Title:

"Stool Water"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

My dog is laced
With toilet waste
He loves to taste that water,
Stool Water, (Water)
Old Dan, I cry, you're gonna' die
You drink it, why? that water.. (Water)
Stool, (Water)
Pee-er (Water)
Water, (Water)

Don't be stupid, Dan
Folks been peein' in there, Man
Stop your slurpin', while you can
If you do not understand, you ought'er (Water)
Dan, can't ya' see it's yellowy? (Water)
Little brown stuff floatin' free (Water)
It's a bowl that's meant for pee and poo..

Old Dan's so droll,
Ignores his bowl,
The pot's his goal, Stool Water,
Stool Water, (Water)
I'll wake at dawn,
And stretch and yawn
There's Dan hooked on Stool Water, (Water)
Water, (Water)
Water. (Water)
Water, (Water)

Stop your slurpin' ,Dan,
'Cause you're always burpin', Dan
That contaminated can
Gives you bad breath I can't stand, Stool Water,
Dan, doncha' see it's yellowy? (Water)
Flaky brown stuff floatin' free, (Water)
Just a bowl that's meant for pee and poo,

Stool, (Water)
Pee-er, (Water)
Water, (Water)

Stool, (Water)
Pee-er, (Water)
(Stool, pee-er, water)

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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alvin - August 15, 2008 - Report this comment fave of the day...and my security code was funny !
littleCupCakes - August 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir , ~Lord L'Air de Farce~ while there is truth in this . . . you've given Cat Lovers another vote!
littleCupCakes - August 15, 2008 - Report this comment
sir L'Air de Farce, I hope you're having better luck with doggie ol'Dan . . . Are you familiar with Glenn Yarbrough of the LimeLiters?? They did "HoneyComb" and " Kisses Sweeter Than Wine". He had a great tenor voice that was filled with emotion!
AFW - August 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin...funny code...and thanks, LCC..oh yeah...remember the Limeliters..and Yar...had some good stuff out....but, the main one on Honeycomb and Kisses STW...I recall as Jimmy Rodgers...also high voiced..
2Eagle - August 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Ugh! Poomaster would be proud.
scrambledCakes - August 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Lord L'AIR, sorry !! The 60's are somewhat hazy for me . . . did Glenn Yarbrough sing "The Honey Wind Blows" ? ? DearHeart would sing that to my sisters & I as children. I believe he was the singer on "Baby, The Rain Must Fall" ?? . . . where ever my heart leads me, Baby I must go . . . go
AFW - August 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Not sure on THWB, but I'm pretty sure he did "Baby, the rain...

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