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Song Parodies -> "Ghoul Water"

Original Song Title:

"Cool Water"

Original Performer:

Sons of the Pioneers

Parody Song Title:

"Ghoul Water"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Tonight I'm chased
Across the waste
And forced to taste
Bad water,
Ghoul Water..(Water)

No life is seen,
Just rotting green
In my canteen's, their water..(Water)
Ghoul, (Water)
Rank (Water)
Water, (Water)

Keep a-movin' feet,
Up an alley, down a street
Had a girl, and she was sweet,
All her flesh, I saw them eat..
They caught her,
Ghouls caught her..(caught her)

Gasping for breath
I'm scared to death,
And the only one who's left
All around's the smell of death
And slaughter..(slaughter)
Ghoul slaughter..

One grabs my wrist,
I throw a fist,
I'll not be just..
Ghoul fodder, (fodder)

It's nearly dawn,
Soon they'll be gone
Hard to run on..foul water
Ghoul Water, (Water)
Water, (Water)
Water, (Water)
Water, (Water)

Keep a-movin' feet
Up an alley, down a street
Killed my girl, and she was sweet
All her flesh, I saw them eat
They caught her,
Ghouls caught her
(caught her)

Hand to my heart
Feel no beat start,
Oh My God! I'm too, a part
Of slaughter,
Ghoul slaughter..

Bad, Ghoul (Water)
Guess it's why I drank...
Ghoul Water....

Ghoul, (Water)
Foul, (Water)
Water, (Water)

Ghoul, (Water)
Bad, (Water)
Water, (Ghoul, Bad, Water)


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Pacing: 5.0
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Total Votes: 3

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Guy - November 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Cool! Is this a Halloween leftover? If so what I'm gonna do with all my Turkey Day leftovers? Best leftovers on the site today.

Ghoul 1: Rips off a piece of arm bites down and discards the rest of the body.
Ghoul 2: Hey you gonna eat that?.
Ghoul 1: No go right ahead - some people I just can't swallow. .
alvin - November 23, 2007 - Report this comment
that was a fun sing-a-long
AFW - November 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, fellas

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