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Song Parodies -> "Samuel L. Jackson"

Original Song Title:

"Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah"

Original Performer:

Song of the South Soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"Samuel L. Jackson"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

I'm SOOOOO tired of seeing SLJ insert himself into Franchises. So what if he is the most bankable movie star and has appeared in over 100 films??? The Germans even gave him a Bambi!!!
Samuel L. Jackson ruins my day
Sick of all the roles that he does play
Gets into big franchises- he finds a way
Samuel L. Jackson ruins my day

Bugged Lucas for a purple light saber
It's the truth
He hassled
First trilogy already HAD a Negro (in Lando)!!!

Samuel L. Jackson ruins my day
Constant cajoling
For roles that he plays

Samuel L. Jackson ruins my day
Sick of all the roles that he does play
Gets into big franchises- he finds a way
Samuel L. Jackson ruins my day

Then he got into the Avengers
It's the truth
He hassled
BLACK Nick Fury is... modern Marvel???

Samuel L. Jackson ruins my day
Constant cajoling
For roles that he plays

Does it more often as he gets older
It is the truth
He hassled
New “Robocop” he played an a**hole!!!

Samuel L. Jackson ruins my day
Constant cajoling
For roles that he plays
Saw him on TV just the other day
Capital One commercial (“What's in your wallet?”)
Why doesn't he go back to cocaine???

He even claims that he re-named “Snakes on a Plane*!!!”

Samuel L. Jackson ruins my day
Sick of all the roles that he does play
Gets into big franchises- he finds a way
Samuel L. Jackson ruins my day

Samuel L. Jackson ruins my day
Constant cajoling
For roles that he plays
* Pacific Flight 121

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Overall Rating: 4.6

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Jonathan - August 15, 2014 - Report this comment
Rob your a funny mother"beep"er dang it! you were right! he really IS everywhere I've seen him so much I'm beginning to talk like him! 5's
Rob Arndt - August 15, 2014 - Report this comment
Shoot Jon, I left out a whole bunch of roles that are also annoying. It's just that to me he f*cked up SW and Avengers by having himself inserted into those franchises by hassling so much. I know that Beyonce expressed interest in Wonder Woman and that Will Smith wanted to be Black Captain America, and that's OK for more modern versions of those comic heroes (look at Halley Berry as Catwoman- worked fine). But was it so important to have a Black Jedi Counselor in Mace Windu? No. Even so, SLJ then complained to Lucas that he specifically wanted a purple light saber made for him so that his presence would be showcased during the fights! Lucas gave in. Then with the Avengers, do we really need a Black Nick Fury? I was looking forward to seeing Nick as a white guy (as he is) with salt & pepper hair and smokin' a cigar in the Captain America movie. But they avoided that and jumped Cap into the future where it is politically OK to have Fury as a Black guy (and to appease the Black audience that claims Hollywood shuts them out every so many years in cycles). When I saw him in "Robocop", it also made me upset. I keep asking myself what he will ruin next. He's slated to do "Afro Samurai" and that is fine in keeping with the true race, identity, and character of that character. If anyone thinks this is racist, then how would it be if a White actor inserted himself into Black roles. What if Shaft was White? Or Black Dynamite? Or Black Panther in the Marvel Universe? "OH HELL NO!!!" would be heard all over the place. Adult Swim has "Black Jesus" and it's funny as hell- BECAUSE IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE!!! Mockery is fine, but don't mess with the franchises. Next thing you know, SLJ will be in Avatar 2, Terminator Genesis or whatever they eventually call it (T5), etc...
Rob Arndt - August 16, 2014 - Report this comment
Negro= Black. Also, was needed for that line-rhyme. Would you prefer colored or African-American instead? Do you get upset by the identity of Caucasian? As for pacing, a few lines have 1 added syllable and the song was extended (which I should have noted). But not 111 which is a blanket for your bias against me and not the parody. And most AiR voters don't really use the ratings properly anyway, 555'ing friends and 1-bombing others... so your complaint means little to me. As for being "Grown Up"- this is a parody site. You should lighten up and stop spamming the comments page with commentary under multiple S/Ns. You probably spend more time criticizing parodists than writing your own materials. I have 2476 parodies and will reach 2500 next. I am not concerned with petty whiners...
Samuel the Magic Negro - August 31, 2014 - Report this comment
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