-> "Cub-Star"
Original Song Title:
"All-Star"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Cub-Star"
Parody Written by:
Cubsnut1231
The Lyrics
Somebody once told me the Cubs were gonna roll me
but, they ain't the sharpest tools in the shed
sometimes they’re looking kind of dumb with their fingers and their thumbs
In the shape of an "Loss" on her forehead
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Sosa bent the rules then he hit the ground running
Doesn't make sense not to live for the Cubs
the Cubs get smart but the Sox get dumb
So much to do so much to see
at Wrigley Field, It’s there for me
Will the Cubs win, we won’t know
They’ll never shine if they don’t glow
[Chorus:]
Hey now you're a Cub’s Star, get your game on, go play
Hey now you're a Cub’s Fan, get the gear on we’re here to stay
And all those Cubbies make life gold
Only shooting stars reach their goal
Wrigley’s a great place and they say it gets greater
Think the Cubs are hot now but wait 'til it gets later
But the White Sox fans they beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the World Series picture
The hits we get are getting pretty thin
The Cubs are gettin hot so they might as well win
My world's on fire how about yours
the Cubbies are a’ winnin and I never get bored
[Repeat Chorus 2x]
The Cubbies once said, “ We will wear blue, white, and red
and we will make baseball fans know our name
we said yep that’s a concept
we could use a little blue ourselves
And we could all use a little fame
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Sosa bent the rules then he hit the ground running
Doesn't make sense not to live for the Cubs
Cub’s brains get smart but Sox’s heads get dumb
So much to do so much to see
at Wrigley Field, It’s there for me
Will the Cubs win, we won’t know
They’ll never shine if the don’t glow
[Repeat Chorus]
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