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Song Parodies -> "Stinky"

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Original Performer:

Slinky Commercial

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Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Had ONE ferret in life, smuggled across the border of Nevada into Cali. Big mistake. My male ferret Smokey stunk even with removal of the glands, was not friendly, and I didn't know that ferrets back up to poop piles in corners! I found it disgusting and gave it to a friend who put him in his garage with the pot plants! Smokey ruined their weed and so they tossed it into the Cali wilderness like many others do!!!
They're stinky, they're stinky
Ferrets look fun, but annoy
They're stinky, they're stinky
Anal glands no one enjoys

They're stinky, they're stinky
They're a pet best to avoid
They're stinky, they're stinky
And cleaning up poop's not a joy

Everyone thinks Ferrets are cuties
Skunk-like they're really just stinky!!!

"Beastmaster" fans: don't buy these beasties!!!

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 10

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 5   9

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Jonathan - December 23, 2014 - Report this comment
at least you gave it a ferret chance! 5's
Max Power - December 25, 2014 - Report this comment
Damn I didn't notice this one, I just submitted a parody with that title.

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