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Song Parodies -> "A Store With Nothing But Porn"

Original Song Title:

"The Pub With No Beer"

Original Performer:

Slim Dusty

Parody Song Title:

"A Store With Nothing But Porn"

Parody Written by:

Iludium Phosdex

The Lyrics

Slim Dusty (d. 2001) was an Australian country-music legend whose recordings spanned seven decades. The inspiration for this particular parody, "The Pub With No Beer," was a novelty hit on the British and American charts in the mid-1950's, and was based on an actual pub in the Australian state of New South Wales as was unable to sell beer for a time during World War II. (The actual pub itself is now a major tourist attraction.)
It can get quite disgusting, in the poor parts of town,
Where reside such the Right Wing loves to put down;
They call such "industrial," for in such alone,
You can easily find stores with nothing but porn.

The Faux News crowd's thinking that the lower-class types
Can't make wise decisions in the face of such hype
Free-market capitalism wants brought to their homes,
Purchased only from stores stocking nothing but porn.

We're expected to think that the poor lack good taste,
Morals and decency, as well as unchaste;
For all we've been told about their lives being forlorn,
Their only hope comes from shops stocking nothing but porn.

The thinking is that welfare classes get bored
With top-shelf soft porn, but they never get bored
With crudest of hardcore, explicit all the more--
Sold cheap from the shops selling nothing but porn.

And we're taught that welfare makes the poor Communists,
Or otherwise tends to, but let me tell you this:
Those preaching such coddswallop want the Kankers left alone
With stuff from the shops selling nothing but porn.

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