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Song Parodies -> "Zora (Extended Version)"
Original Song Title:
"Cora"
Original Performer:
Silly Kids Songs
Parody Song Title:
"Zora (Extended Version)"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
This parody is derived from some online E-Hentai dealing with a shrunken woman fantasy. Zora is a gorgeous Italian Blonde that wakes up one night to find herself shrunk down to doll-size. She finds a ribbon to dress in and climbs down to the floor of her hotel room and then journeys to find an Italian gentleman to help her. She finds one in another room and climbs up to wake him. She explains her troubles, but the gentleman gets aroused by her and can't help himself. He misuses her and decides to keep her as a play toy. But she escapes. This is not hardcore by any standard, only 4 panels out of 40 showing nudity and a couple panels of brief SW sex fantasy. The story is told in Italian. I've used some simple cover-up terms to tell the entire story w/o being graphic.
Blonde Italian bombshell
Fast asleep in bed
Something happens- magical
She wakes up naked
Climbs out of her night clothes
Shock! What a surprise!
How this happened, who knows?
She is now doll-size!!!
(Chorus)
Zora, what will she do?
Zora, size of a shoe
Zora, needs a helping hand
Zora, seeks out a gentleman
She climbs down to the floor
Wrapped in a ribbon
Journeys to the next room
Quite unnoticed- hidden
Scales the heights of a bed
Gentleman asleep
Tugs on his moustache- wake!
Sight of Zora... sweet!
Zora, what will she do?
Zora, size of a shoe
Zora, needs a helping hand
Zora, seeks out a gentleman
She explains her trouble
But he just gets excited
Must put her to full use
His hand is uninvited!
Takes her to a nether place
Climbs the pole to top
Lives out a fantasy
Zora begs him to STOP!!!
Burst of white raindrops…
Zora, what will she do?
Zora, size of a shoe
Zora, needs a helping hand
Zora, seeks out a gentleman
Things do not end as planned
“Plaything” for a lustful man
Poor Zora!
Fast asleep in bed
Something happens- magical
She wakes up naked
Climbs out of her night clothes
Shock! What a surprise!
How this happened, who knows?
She is now doll-size!!!
(Chorus)
Zora, what will she do?
Zora, size of a shoe
Zora, needs a helping hand
Zora, seeks out a gentleman
She climbs down to the floor
Wrapped in a ribbon
Journeys to the next room
Quite unnoticed- hidden
Scales the heights of a bed
Gentleman asleep
Tugs on his moustache- wake!
Sight of Zora... sweet!
Zora, what will she do?
Zora, size of a shoe
Zora, needs a helping hand
Zora, seeks out a gentleman
She explains her trouble
But he just gets excited
Must put her to full use
His hand is uninvited!
Takes her to a nether place
Climbs the pole to top
Lives out a fantasy
Zora begs him to STOP!!!
Burst of white raindrops…
Zora, what will she do?
Zora, size of a shoe
Zora, needs a helping hand
Zora, seeks out a gentleman
Things do not end as planned
“Plaything” for a lustful man
Poor Zora!
Note: I am offline author of the Micro-Reich GTS series of 3 books: "Operation Blume", "Blond Krieg", and "Pacific Paradox."
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