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Song Parodies -> "Stealth Plane Warlock"
Original Song Title:
"Where's My Lunch Box?"
Original Performer:
Silly Kids Songs
Parody Song Title:
"Stealth Plane Warlock"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
After more than 3 decades of working with secret stealth projects, British BAe is starting work on a full-sized manned stealth aircraft codenamed Warlock. Previously, BAe denied and then later admitted to HALO and produced a mock-up of Replica while working on several new UCAVs. The new aircraft is claimed to be a large delta configuration, stealth masked using plasma tech and with no visible propulsion system may be powered by a EMG or FFX engine. 2 crew side-by-side, radar-jamming pulse pods, a bomb bay, and a com disruptor, perhaps even ASAT capabilities! Sounds exciting.
Stealth plane Warlock
From BAe
It has a cockpit
It’s no UAV
Plasma stealth cloaking
Makes it hard to see
Propulsion is hidden
Might be EMG…???
Two pilots are sitting
There, side-by-side
Enemy territory
Enduring the ride
It has a bomb bay
Can mess with the sky
Blocking all signals
To Red satellites!
Stealth plane Warlock
From BAe
Bigger than HALO
New technology
In-flight refueling
Pulse jamming new
Maybe someday useful
… fighting Falklands II???
From BAe
It has a cockpit
It’s no UAV
Plasma stealth cloaking
Makes it hard to see
Propulsion is hidden
Might be EMG…???
Two pilots are sitting
There, side-by-side
Enemy territory
Enduring the ride
It has a bomb bay
Can mess with the sky
Blocking all signals
To Red satellites!
Stealth plane Warlock
From BAe
Bigger than HALO
New technology
In-flight refueling
Pulse jamming new
Maybe someday useful
… fighting Falklands II???
Note: the ref to Falklands II is due to Argentina's renewed demand for the islands which they call "Las Islas Malvinas".
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