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Song Parodies -> "I'm a Bi-porn Star"
Original Song Title:
"I am a Superstar"
Original Performer:
Silly Kids Songs
Parody Song Title:
"I'm a Bi-porn Star"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
I’m a Bi-porn star with a big, big, c*ck that is har, har, hard,
I’m a Bi-porn star and I don't really care which sex you are
I’m a Bi-porn star with a big, big, c*ck that is har, har, hard,
I‘m a Bi-porn star and I don't really care which sex you are
Swing both ways honey, I'm a Bi-porn star,
Make lots of money, honey, I’m a Bi-porn star
Sex with lots of people, I'm a Bi-porn star,
Everybody knows me, mouth to rear
I got a name (I got a name)
I love the fame (I love the fame)
When Gay I flame (Not Straight-for-Pay)
Sexual trends? I know no fear!
I’m a Bi-porn star with a big, big, c*ck that is har, har, hard,
I’m a Bi-porn star and I don't really care which sex you are
I’m a Bi-porn star with a big, big, c*ck that is har, har, hard,
I’m a Bi-porn star and I don't really care which sex you are
Always love to party, I'm a Bi-porn star,
Drive a red Ferrari, do you like my car?
I f*ck a lot of women, I'm a Bi-porn star,
Stars with a freaky living, that's what we are
I got a name (I got a name)
I love the fame (I love the fame)
When Gay I flame (Not Straight-for-Pay)
Sexual trends? I know no fear!
I’m a Bi-porn star with a big, big, c*ck that is har, har, hard,
I’m a Bi-porn star and I really don't care which sex you are
I’m a Bi-porn star with a big, big, c*ck that is har, har, hard,
I’m a Bi-porn star and I really don't care which sex you are
I got money, I got fame,
Sexually, I swing both ways
Love to party, being naughty,
Lewd acts with everybody!
I got muscles, I'm a stud,
Sexy body and well-hung,
Satisfy or hope to die,
Take “money shots” from other guys!
I’m a Bi-porn star with a big, big, c*ck that is har, har, hard,
I’m a Bi-porn star and I really don't care which sex you are
I’m a Bi-porn star with a big, big, c*ck that is har, har, hard,
I’m a Bi-porn star and I really don't care which sex you are
I’m a Bi-porn star and I don't really care which sex you are
I’m a Bi-porn star with a big, big, c*ck that is har, har, hard,
I‘m a Bi-porn star and I don't really care which sex you are
Swing both ways honey, I'm a Bi-porn star,
Make lots of money, honey, I’m a Bi-porn star
Sex with lots of people, I'm a Bi-porn star,
Everybody knows me, mouth to rear
I got a name (I got a name)
I love the fame (I love the fame)
When Gay I flame (Not Straight-for-Pay)
Sexual trends? I know no fear!
I’m a Bi-porn star with a big, big, c*ck that is har, har, hard,
I’m a Bi-porn star and I don't really care which sex you are
I’m a Bi-porn star with a big, big, c*ck that is har, har, hard,
I’m a Bi-porn star and I don't really care which sex you are
Always love to party, I'm a Bi-porn star,
Drive a red Ferrari, do you like my car?
I f*ck a lot of women, I'm a Bi-porn star,
Stars with a freaky living, that's what we are
I got a name (I got a name)
I love the fame (I love the fame)
When Gay I flame (Not Straight-for-Pay)
Sexual trends? I know no fear!
I’m a Bi-porn star with a big, big, c*ck that is har, har, hard,
I’m a Bi-porn star and I really don't care which sex you are
I’m a Bi-porn star with a big, big, c*ck that is har, har, hard,
I’m a Bi-porn star and I really don't care which sex you are
I got money, I got fame,
Sexually, I swing both ways
Love to party, being naughty,
Lewd acts with everybody!
I got muscles, I'm a stud,
Sexy body and well-hung,
Satisfy or hope to die,
Take “money shots” from other guys!
I’m a Bi-porn star with a big, big, c*ck that is har, har, hard,
I’m a Bi-porn star and I really don't care which sex you are
I’m a Bi-porn star with a big, big, c*ck that is har, har, hard,
I’m a Bi-porn star and I really don't care which sex you are
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Rob - To me, my favorite parodies are ones to bright happy be-cheerful-or-die songs. I'm laughing my butt off. By chance, have you ever heard Ren and Stimpy's Happy Happy Joy Joy"? ;D
OMR, I did HHJJ a long time ago- I'll have to look it up for topic!
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