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Song Parodies -> "Mafia II's a Horrid Mess"
Original Song Title:
"Come and Get Your Happiness"
Original Performer:
Shirley Temple
Parody Song Title:
"Mafia II's a Horrid Mess"
Parody Written by:
LPG-Unit
The Lyrics
Here's what a frustrated gamer really feels about the game. I don't really have any hard feelings against 2K Games, but I guess this is what some people think about Mafia II. DKTOS? Here's a video to the original song.
Why are many gamers' faces
Frown a lot like they got screwed
Money, money, that's what 2K wants
And milks like crazy dudes
Of course they made a big mistake
Wealth and greediness, that sucks
And all them DLCs cost bucks
There's millions worth of angry players
And megabytes of cut content
This game's short of real success
Mafia 2's a horrid mess.
There's billions worth of good ideas
But most of them were scrapped, I guess
It should sell for more than less
Mafia 2's a horrid mess.
I felt they robbed me of my hard-earned money
My game lacked blood and grass*
There's loads of glitches and some blur in places
At least they never asked for added tax
Why would they just cut free-roaming?
And fool a lot of folks and press
So Don Salieri's depressed*
'Cause Mafia 2's a horrid mess.
There's millions worth of angry players (Millions worth of angry players)
And megabytes of cut content (And with the DLCs that should've sold for more than less)
This game's short of real success
Mafia 2's a horrid mess.
There's billions worth of good ideas
But most of them were scrapped, I guess
It should sell for more than less
Mafia 2's a horrid mess.
I felt they robbed me of my hard-earned money
My game lacked blood and grass (Blood and grass)
There's loads of glitches and some blur in places
At least they never asked for added tax
Why would they just cut free-roaming?
And fool a lot of folks and press
So Don Salieri's depressed (The Don's depressed)
'Cause Mafia 2's a horrid mess.
Frown a lot like they got screwed
Money, money, that's what 2K wants
And milks like crazy dudes
Of course they made a big mistake
Wealth and greediness, that sucks
And all them DLCs cost bucks
There's millions worth of angry players
And megabytes of cut content
This game's short of real success
Mafia 2's a horrid mess.
There's billions worth of good ideas
But most of them were scrapped, I guess
It should sell for more than less
Mafia 2's a horrid mess.
I felt they robbed me of my hard-earned money
My game lacked blood and grass*
There's loads of glitches and some blur in places
At least they never asked for added tax
Why would they just cut free-roaming?
And fool a lot of folks and press
So Don Salieri's depressed*
'Cause Mafia 2's a horrid mess.
There's millions worth of angry players (Millions worth of angry players)
And megabytes of cut content (And with the DLCs that should've sold for more than less)
This game's short of real success
Mafia 2's a horrid mess.
There's billions worth of good ideas
But most of them were scrapped, I guess
It should sell for more than less
Mafia 2's a horrid mess.
I felt they robbed me of my hard-earned money
My game lacked blood and grass (Blood and grass)
There's loads of glitches and some blur in places
At least they never asked for added tax
Why would they just cut free-roaming?
And fool a lot of folks and press
So Don Salieri's depressed (The Don's depressed)
'Cause Mafia 2's a horrid mess.
* - The Playstation 3 port was criticised due to the somewhat downgraded graphics compared to versions for other platforms
** - The boss of the Salieri Family in the original Mafia game.
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** - The boss of the Salieri Family in the original Mafia game.
Some rights reserved. This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial 3.0 License.
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