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Song Parodies -> "It's A Long Trip, Golly Pop!"

Original Song Title:

"On The Good Ship Lollipop"

Original Performer:

Shirley Temple

Parody Song Title:

"It's A Long Trip, Golly Pop!"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

It's a lo-o-ong trip, Golly Pop!
Won't this bi-i-g ship ever make a stop?
Much pee pee times..
Goin' crazy on the Carnival Lines

Gettin' se-e-ea sick everyday
Mixin' gre-e-en yuk with salt spray
Should not eat limes
Goin' batty on the Carnival Lines

Is that Captain Bligh in the crow's nest high?
Are we doomed for piracy?
Mister Christian, come he-ah!
Count on me..if there's mutiny..

Hate this se-e-ea cruise, Golly Pop!
Shak'n in my shoes, when waves crash and slop
Homesick each day,
Make 'em turn back, Golly Pop!

This ain't mu-u-uch fun, Golly Pop!
Glad when i-i-it's done, I'll be, Pop!
Give me trees and vines
No more cruises on the Carnival Lines

No more cruises on the Carnival Lines

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Peter Andersson - June 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Looking at those album covers of Shirley Temple on the side of the page I suddenly realise how/what Michael Jackson would have ended up looking like, had he not run out of money for plastic surgery...
UnKnowVotrix - June 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, this is great ! I get seasick on ships, but I've heard from friends that ~CarnEvil~ lines is bad for roudiness & drunks!! After reading this, I know that it starts with the Captain (Bligh). Perhaps our own ~Pirate Jack Barrow~ is at the wheel ???
AFW - June 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Peter, and UKV
Rick C - June 07, 2008 - Report this comment
I'm going on a cruise in November for the first time in my life. I sure hope it doesn't turn out like this :-) 555
AFW - June 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Well, thanks, Rick...but, this is child's point of view...I'm sure you'll have a great time...
alvin - June 08, 2008 - Report this comment
are we there yet ?...are we there yet ? concept
Shirley Temple - April 24, 2009 - Report this comment
My goodness, this one's really epic!

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