-> "Ain't No Job For A Flying Purple People Eater"
Original Song Title:
"The Purple People Eater"
Parody Song Title:
"Ain't No Job For A Flying Purple People Eater"
Well I have this friend and I just don’t know why
He always gets turned down where he applies
He stays in my basement with paper handy
He says, “Don’t know why those people won’t hire me”
Once was the one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
(No job, no car, homeless purple people eater)
One time, once feared, flyin' purple people eater
Classified’s handy (But why!?)
Well at one interview, as nervous as can be
They said, “Mr. Purple People Eater, please sell me
Your resume is not enough...
Just please leave, you don’t know Microsoft!”
Cause he’s the denied, one-horned, jobless purple people eater
(Can’t type, can’t sort, jobless purple people eater)
Ain’t no jobs for flyin' purple people eaters
No jobs to be seen (Not one!?)
They said, “Mr. Purple People Eater, why apply?”
He said “Don’t see no purple people in these real tough times
I just need a job and I’ll do what I can!”
“I’m sorry, but McDonald’s has a purple man”
He crawled in hole, left alone, jobless purple people eater
So annoyed, unemployed, jobless purple people eater
(Don’t give up now!)
Flyin' purple people eater
Things will change, you see!
And then he met this Lady at a concert in town
“I’m diggin’ your style, you can so help me out!”
Now he’s makin’ money, he’s all in the news
Cause he’s out there a-makin’ Gaga’s rad costumes!
Well don’t you know, tons of dough, being Gaga’s costume maker
Never doze, fashion shows, being Gaga’s costume maker
More than short shorts
For this purple people eater
Perfect match to me! (Lady Gaga!?)
And now he spends every day just a-counting his dough
I saw his new things at the sold out show
Each time, he goes all out...he’s doing costumes and hair
I’m glad to see he wasn’t the only monster there!
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