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Song Parodies -> "(Ninja) Turtle Evil Beater"

Original Song Title:

"Purple People Eater"

Original Performer:

Sheb Wooley

Parody Song Title:

"(Ninja) Turtle Evil Beater"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

Well it walked the street standing four inches high
And then a hazmat filled truck came by
Well the truck was skiddin and the hazmat seeped
And that's how the turtle ninja freaks came to be

And they are teenage, upright, ninja turtle evil beaters
(teenage, upright, ninja turtle evil beaters)
Four teenage, upright, ninja turtle evil beaters
Every face is green (teenage?)

Well they went underground and they lived with a rat
Who's a ninja turtle teaching leader, how 'bout that
They learned to take smells like sewer sludge
So Bebop the pig smelled good like fudge

And they are teenage, upright, ninja turtle evil beaters
(teenage, upright, ninja turtle evil beaters)
Four teenage, upright, ninja turtle evil beaters
Every face is green (Upright?)

I said Ninja Turtle Evil Beater, what you eat?
He said "pepperoni pizza I find on the street"
And I must be leavin because Baxter S.
Just kidnapped miss O'Neill man that fly is a pest"

A heroic, nonphobic, ninja turtle evil beater
Bodacious, voracious pepperoni pizza eater
("Cowabunga")
Clichéd surfer phrase repeater
His whole face is green

And then he rode on his board 'til he got to a place
With Shredder's soldiers and he laid them to waste
It was a bit of Bruce Lee and some Jackie Chan
With a jump kick and hard hit from his strong hands

They're radical, animal, ninja turtle evil beaters
Shirt lacking, pig whacking, Shredder, foot, and Krang defeaters
They're a strong force
Ridding streets of evil schemers
Every face is green

And I was really upset, I had not asked his name
Then saw him on my old video game
He was ruining robots according to my command
I just used a controller in the palm of my hand

Nintendo

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2nz - February 20, 2004 - Report this comment
"Clichéd surfer phrase repeater". I wasn't sure until this line. Good work, man.
your worst nightmare's worst nightmare - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
that was the worst song ive seen yet but ive seen worst.......maybe.ill get back to you on that

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