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Song Parodies -> "Volleyball"

Original Song Title:

"Harsh Degress"

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The Lyrics

Here's a song all about the Olympic sport volleyball.
It's easy, I played
The less you think
The less you care

And playing greatly my time
All this doing the net
You're doing just fine

So simple it's playing
So soft you just want to touch it

You like to do it
A puppeteer
Pull my net
Pull me near

And keep playing your ball
I want distractions
I want them everywhere

You wanna court
And I wanna teach
A nursing home and a bottle of bleach

Right beneath your volley
A thousand grains of kick
Sit between my teeth
Taste them as I

You are my volley player
I am your
This volleyball remains
To be the last hope of offending me

Stitch me up, I'm beginning to slide
Fold me up and take me everywhere

You make the attack
You made the block
I wanna look but I don't wanna stare

Made your ball
Crack my back
This ain't love, it's just a form of attack

You got a handful of volley
Fistful of salt and some seasoning

No crime if there's no law
Feet on the ground but I can't feel the floor

Right beneath your volleys
A thousand grains of ball
Sit between my teeth
Taste them as I

You are my volley master
I am your play toy

A thousand grains of rally
Sit between my teeth
Let's do volleyball!

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